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Have a nice day! Scientificamente noto come Solanum lycopersicum; i pomodori sono bacche di frutta rossa che vengono utilizzate come verdura per scopi culinari. ... Questo frutto, inizialmente sviluppato, aveva dimensioni più ridotte e un sapore pungente che a tempo debito a causa della fecondazione e una migliore coltivazione crescevano in dimensioni e gusto.
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Jenkins 21 czerwca 2021 o 1:07 
My girlfriend has chosen a nickname, out of nowhere, for my penis. She has chosen, for some god forsaken reason, to call it princess little piddles. I have no idea where she got this name but it's not the most manly nickname, and honestly, I don't even have a nickname for it so why should she?? every time she calls it by her nickname I feel ashamed!

Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for making her stop calling it that? Or should I just let her keep it up? I'm afraid this waking nightmare may never end.

Update: I spoke with my girlfriend regarding this nickname fiasco. She informed me that it was not the princess that was little, it was the piddle that were little. That didn't make me feel much better tho.

I offered another nickname, per another user, "Princess big and long piddles" but she said that was a mouthful. We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for her penis. Thanks everyone!
Nilop 19 lutego 2021 o 17:38 
♥♥♥♥♥♥' rad.
Nilop 27 kwietnia 2020 o 10:05 
Hoh.
Nilop 29 marca 2020 o 11:16 
Ass Blast USA
Jenkins 28 lutego 2020 o 19:34 
no
Nilop 18 lutego 2020 o 22:06 
what a willy