Thanks for your visit to this wonderful profile, now, i know you have questions and ill answer them right away:

Q: What are you?
A: Im Cheesus Cakus the writer of The holy Cheesebook.

Q: Can i eat you?
A: 1. I dont do rp, 2. When i already have fine cheeses you can taste why would you eat me?

Q: May i have some cheese?
A: You can have some of my finest cheeses in my cheese shop.

Q: Are you also a furry?
A: Thanks to the mental health decline and the internet, yea.

Keep in mind that even if i'm a furry my whole personality is based on cheese and weirdcore.