bro i have no idea how our match went lmao i just copied the other comments. ggs tho haha

-rep Dear Pathetic Deathslinger,

Congrats on being the most braindead, no-skill, one-track-minded player ever. Must feel great to spend an entire match tunneling like a desperate, no-life loser. Did it make you feel powerful? Ignoring three survivors just to chase me like a drooling caveman with zero strategy? Embarrassing.

Do you even enjoy the game, or is ruining it for others your only talent? I’d say “get good,” but you’re beyond saving. Try a game where mindlessly holding W and ruining fun is actually rewarded.

May you stub your toe every time you queue.

With disgust,
Your favorite victim 💋

-rep Dear Pathetic Deathslinger,

Congrats on being the most braindead, no-skill, one-track-minded player ever. Must feel great to spend an entire match tunneling like a desperate, no-life loser. Did it make you feel powerful? Ignoring three survivors just to chase me like a drooling caveman with zero strategy? Embarrassing.

Do you even enjoy the game, or is ruining it for others your only talent? I’d say “get good,” but you’re beyond saving. Try a game where mindlessly holding W and ruining fun is actually rewarded.

May you stub your toe every time you queue.

With disgust,
Your favorite victim 💋

-rep Dear Pathetic Deathslinger,

Congrats on being the most braindead, no-skill, one-track-minded player ever. Must feel great to spend an entire match tunneling like a desperate, no-life loser. Did it make you feel powerful? Ignoring three survivors just to chase me like a drooling caveman with zero strategy? Embarrassing.

Do you even enjoy the game, or is ruining it for others your only talent? I’d say “get good,” but you’re beyond saving. Try a game where mindlessly holding W and ruining fun is actually rewarded.

May you stub your toe every time you queue.

With disgust,
Your favorite victim 💋

+rep good deathslinger

+rep nice killer <3