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Hello @Maudy, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the gooning Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers...

So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socialising experience. Consider me a Player 2... a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some gooning together some time. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course).

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here.

I am genuinely obsessed with you. I hope someday to spend the rest of my life with you and smile with you. I'm not like the other guys who mistreat women. I respect women, especially women as powerful as yourself. Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for you. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like ♥♥♥♥, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it....

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