how's our baby? and stop calling me the alimony ain't coming

I've recently had something implanted in my body that, against my wishes, is connected to the internet. I would very much like to isolate the RF signals it uses to communicate ( I suspect it uses the 402-405 MHz band for initial communication and then I know it uses Bluetooth LE for interrogation and commanding). I have a few friends experienced in SDR and I have a Bluetooth sniffer, but analysis of both is difficult in an RF saturated environment like Boulder.

The device that connects to the device implanted in my body uses cell or wi-fi so I would like to put myself into a Faraday cage with a wi-fi access point (with network traffic monitoring), a laptop with a Bluetooth sniffer, and a ~3MHz antenna, trigger communication on the device and capture all RF and network traffic produced.

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