DAVE ITS PETE
COOD U PLESE TELL LISA IM NOT FEELIN WELL.. SHE AINT ANSERN MY CALLS. IAMH AVIG CHEST PANES. WENT TO THE EMGERGINSEE ROOM. IT AINT NO HARTBURN OR NOTHIN. I BEEN TAKIN MY PRY LOW SEC WEN IM SPOSD 2
CAN U LET DEB NO 2.
ID LIKE FER 2 C YALL VISIT.

-PETE

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HEYDABID,

SEENT DEBR A AT TH MEET STORE. YOR 1 LUCKY GUY.. SHE GIVE UP THAT VEGAN THING? ER WHAT? JUS COOKIN U A NICE DINER? NE WAY ME AN LISA HAVE BEEN FITIN A LOT. SHES BEEN SAYIN WERD STUF BOUT SAFIRE? SAFIC? I DONT NO. SAYS ITS ABOT WOMIN LIKIN OTHER WOMIN. I NO SHE LIKES OTHER WOMIN CUS ALL HER FRENDS R OTHER WOMIN. SEEMS A LITL SILLY 2 ME THAT SHE IS SUDDENLE ANONCIGN THAT SHE LIKES WOMIN. TRYIG 2 SAY IM HOLDIN HER BACK FROM WHAT HER HART WANTS. BUT SHES GOT GIRLFRENDS. I DONT NO WHAT SHES TALINKING ABUT.

BUT I BEEN THINKIN ABOT HOW MEEN I WAS TO DEBRA ABOT HER BEIN A VEGENTARIAT. SHES A VERY PRETTY LAVY AND SHE DOESNT YELL AT U ABOT LIKIN FRIGGIN SAFIRES N HAVIN FRENDS. I LIKE THE WAY SHE CARYS HER GUT OVER HER JEANS INSTED OV TUCKIN IT INTOEM. SUMTIMES I WISH I HAD YOR LIFE DAVE.

N E WAY LET ME NO WHEN U WANT ME TO CU M N LOOK AT YOR DEESIL MOWER. I THINK I COOD FIXER UP.

-PETER

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DAVE,
WATE A SECUND... I DONT NO IF DEBRA LIKES IT... JUST SHE HASNT OFFERED 2 GIVE IT TO ME BACK YET ER NOT. YA THINK SHE WOOD OF FOUND IT AN KNEW IT WASNT YORS. THATS WHAT I MENT

-PETE
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HEY DSVE
THNKS FER HAVIN THAT SIT DOWN WIT DEBAR. PRESHYATE THAT. N E WAY I THINK I LEFT MY MILKWALKNEE... " MAEL INHANCEMEND " RING INYOR BEDROOM... DEB TOLD ME TO GO CHECK YOR SINK THE OTHER TUSDE AN I HAD IT IN MY POCKET. NOTHIN WERD HAPPENIN JUS LISAS BEN ASKIN I FIND IT FER OUR MARREGE CONSELING MANDATED MUNTHLY INTIMICE TIME... DEBRE SEEMS TO LIKE IT 2. MAY BE U SHUD GIT 1.

-PETER
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DAVED
I NO DEBRA IS YOR WIFE AN ALL. IM NOT SAYIN NOTHIN THAT ISNT TRU. U DONT HAFTA COME TO MY HOUSE HAVIN A TANTRUM B CUZ I SED SHES A VEGIN. VEGLETARIAT. WAT. EVER. DAVE.
ALL IM SAYIN IS SHE HURT MY WIFES FEELINS WEN SHE SAID SHE HATED THE PASSA SALED THAT SHE DINT MAKE RITE. UV BEN COMPLANEING THAT SHES ALLWEYS EATING WEET GRASS SMOOTHYS. MAKES U EAT THE LOW SODYUM CHIPS, THEM BAKED 1S THAT R JUST NO GOOD DAVIN.
LISTEN WE BEN FRENS LONG AS I CAN REMEMER. ALL THE WAY SENSE SCOOL WHEN WE BULYED THAT 1 GUY. SHOVD HIM IN A LOCKER FER LOOKIN A LILTE 2 CLOSE IN THE LOCKR ROOM..... DONT WANT NO PASTA SALD TO ROON A GOOD FREDSHIP.
CALM DOWN AN TALK TO YOR DARN BALL AN CHANE BOUT HER ATITUDE. THATS ALL.

-PETER

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