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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 1:03pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 1:05pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 1:22pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 1:25pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 1:32pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 2:01pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 2:03pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 2:04pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 2:30pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 2:18pm

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 2:06pm

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."

Listen to Carla's whole story.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 2:35pm

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 5:25pm

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 2:50pm

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 5:31pm

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 4:26pm

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 4:33pm

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 4:38pm

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 4:42pm

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 5:34pm

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 5:41pm

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 5:47pm

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 5:38pm

"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 5:35pm

"Oh, Lola..."

Revisit the place where you left Lola.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 5:55pm

"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2016 @ 10:00am

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2016 @ 11:20am



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
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