Sex is a sensation
Caused by temptation
A man sticks his location
Into a girl's destination
To increase the population
Of the next generation
Did you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?

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omg youre so funny pls take me your mansion

playing with cheaters bot

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex, she’d scream to give her my five-dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a Taco Bell cheesy Gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone-cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine. Subscribed, and I would really love to see a review on the Baconator from Wendy’s thanks.

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