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Some chill, casual fun with a problem-solving element.

The best multiplayer experience I've had in a LONG time. If this keeps getting updates then it is going to be a great game for a long time.

I played one match of this game, which lasted *checks notes* 90 minutes. I ended the game with *checks notes again* 558 kills and 4 deaths, all of which were about 10 minutes into the match. Safe to say, it needs a few balance tweaks. The game isn't really targeted at me, but it felt like I was fighting AI or something, it was far too easy. Once you leveled up the AK-47 with reloading, fast firing and damage perks, you were basically unstoppable. Just keep spamming everyone and you get so many kills.

This is more than a review however, this is a tale of great rivalry. For you see, about 25 minutes into my massacre of 11 year olds, I faced a challenge; a challenge I had not yet faced anything similar to before. It's name was darkvuva22j, and it was formidable. You see, I had been systematically eliminating the opposition, scouring the map in pursuit of the highest level players and eliminating them so they had no chance of killing me or overtaking me. However, somehow, someone had managed to evade me. It was darkvuva22j. They had managed to reach level 18, which is much further than anyone else, and at this point they almost posed a risk to my streak of annihilation at level 25. It was essential that they were removed. I did not have to wait long to find darkvuva22j though, for they had decided to seek me out also. It was a fierce battle, lasting for about a minute, but I was victorious, even if it left me sprint dashing to the nearest health pickup afterwards. It was at this point that I realised darkvuva22j was more dangerous than I had previously thought. This lead to me hunting them down continuously, finally eliminating them, resetting them back to level 1. Yet, this was not the end of darkvuva22j; they were a determined soul. They continued to climb the leaderboard, trying to rise to where they once stood at level 18. I was not unaware of this, and I did everything I could to remove them. It was a valiant effort from darkvuva22j, lasting about an hour, but not once did they best me. In fact, I had not been defeated in about 80 minutes. But, after all that time, it was over; darkvuva22j had left the game. Broken, defeated, aimless - I stared at the scoreboard. The lobby was full, but I felt alone. What did all of my kills mean, if not to gloat over darkvuva22j? Well, nothing. It really was over. I had won. Bittersweet, I dragged my heavy hand along my desk, moving my cursor to the exit to main menu button, and I clicked.

GG darkvuva22j.

I love Pineapple on pizza, but I hate pineapple on pizza.

Wow, this isn't great. Even ARMA has a better movement and control system, then don't get me started on the gameplay. The performance is exceptionally poor too, and turning down the settings did basically nothing. There is also no option to disable screen shake, which is frustrating.

They advertise this to be a game that is supposed to be supported by developers in the community, and as a developer, the dev tools are basically nonexistent (a stock build of UE??!?). That doesn't matter though, because all of the problems I listed are to do with the core of the game, and should have been thought about before the game even launched.

my love

Where did my free time go?

helo bargee, i represent my client nontodo

as a result i request $999 by the end of the week

goodbye

BURG

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