"There's seats waiting for us in hell"
"Next to Rosa Park?"


"I just hit a triple wave dash chain, it was f-ing sick"
"Yea well so Is my Grandma but you dont see me bragging"

"They grow their own honey"

"Youd get along well with my step sister, I'll send you a pic"
"Is she Asian or Spanish?"
"Shes black"


"Why do all Asian cities sound like food?"


"Have you seen this website before?"
*sends me a picture of an axolotl*
"No but Im interested"