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Politics makes strange bedfellows, and journalism makes strange politics.
-- Amy Gorin
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Disks travel in packs.
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Neurotics build castles in the sky,
Psychotics live in them,
And psychiatrists collect the rent.
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Life is the urge to ecstasy.
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YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
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Darth Vader:
Don't be too proud of this technological
terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant next to the power of the
Force.
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Some of my readers ask me what a "Serial Port" is.
The answer is: I don't know.
Is it some kind of wine you have with breakfast?
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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