the alschnoozer is schnoozin

The alschnoozer

clearly frying brian

CLEARLY you own an air fryer

Well, last night these two bouncers and one of 'em's alright, the other one's the scary and it's his way or no way, totalitarian, he's got no time for your looking or breathing how he don't want you to, so step out the queue he makes examples of you and there's nowt you can say behind they go through to the bit where you pay and you realise then that it's finally the time to walk back past ten-thousand eyes in the line and you can swap jumpers and make another move instilled in your brain, you've got something to prove to all the smirking faces and the boys in black. Why can't they be pleasant? Why can't they have a laugh? He's got his hand in your chest, he wants to give you a duff, well, secretly I think they want you all to kick off. They want arms flying everywhere and bottles as well, it's just something to talk about, a story to tell, yeah