See you space cowboy...
You're Gonna Carry That Weight.

You're going to love this. Trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state. This is a Super Saiyan. And this... This is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended past a Super Saiyan. Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan 2. Ooh Ooh. Oh hum, what a useless transformation. You've changed your hair, so what? Hmhmh... Just wait. Has he really found the way to surpass an ascended Saiyan? Is that possible? He must be bluffing. I mean, what would that make him? Double ascended? And this... Eh... What's he doing? Is... To go... Even further... Beyond!

Honestly I've never really understood what's wrong with casual (meaning non-reproductive) incest.

When I was 15 and my sister was 17, sure, we made out a few times and may have gone a bit further (it wasn't my first time, though, I was well-experienced (and well-endowed)) but everything was explicitly consensual, on both our and our parents' parts.

As long as it doesn't hurt anyone, is it really wrong?

Edit: For those of you asking, no, this is not "pasta". I'm not even sure what that means, but it's not that. Maybe you were using a slang version of "pastor"? If so (despite it being highly unlikely -- most people who use that term are from southern Alabama, I'm from the North) then no, no one involved in this story is a pastor. I'm not sure why you'd want it to be a pastor, though, because that really doesn't change the story line. If anyone would like to explain further or clarify what those comments mean, please either reply to or DM me. Thanks! (I'm fairly new to Readit)

Konichiwa Thijs-kun AYAYA . This is your kawaii kouhai Aya-chan, calling in from Nihon. I have noticed a severe lack of cute emotes in chat tonight, and instead all I see are baka dansgame and baka nammers. This is not very sugoi, and I would appreciate it if your chat showed more respect for Japanese culture by typing kawaii emotes like AYAYA . Arigato gozaimasu

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

An MR-RL time. Me and Marc Rutzou. Me and ♥♥♥♥ing Marc Rutzou. That's ♥♥♥♥ing right. I skipped 1:13. I am a ♥♥♥♥ing legend. I've never SEEN a 1:13 and I never ♥♥♥♥ing will. 1:12 baby. Til the day I ♥♥♥♥ing die. YES!!! Bout time I get a ♥♥♥♥ing lucky break in this ♥♥♥♥ing game. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥S! And I CLUTCHED the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grenade launcher. That's ♥♥♥♥ING right. Yeah it's this one. Right here IT'S THIS ONE! My insane pace. Right here! THIS is the 1:12. Right here. YES!!! It's ♥♥♥♥ing it. I'mma have to jus - I'mma have to find the actual whole vid of it and I'mma have to get it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the grenade launcher. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my pace is? Right in the ♥♥♥♥ING HEAD!!! YEEEAAAHHH!