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This game...

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game, wait calling it a game doesn't sound right but whatever...

It is something I will not be forgetting for a long time. I loved this game before the Solstice and now...

I love this game so much and it has been an unforgettable experience.

I actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cried at the Solstice ending no joke...

First time seeing the game: "Hmm this game looks fun and has good reviews lets try it. Okay 40MB. Wait, how is that possible? Well I expected that to download fast since it is 40MB." First time launching/playing the game: "Wow that booted up fast and it's oddly slient though. Wow, I just signed my name for a loan and now I am in debt it seems and paying off the mortgage for my ship. So this old retired ship captain wants to show me the ropes, sure why not? Okay how the hell do I fly this ship? Okay so that is how I use my warpdrive thing. Oh ♥♥♥♥! Is he shooting at me?! Wait... Why don't I have weapons?! Welp, guess I am stuck here cause he disabled my ship. Wait I can call for help from one of these traveling ships. Oh hey he repaired me. Well I guess that is pretty realistic, buying a ship and NOT having a damn weapon on it. Guess I gotta buy one. Okay I got this tiny laser pointer thing on my shuttle now. Time to go where this old guy wants me to go. Sell any cargo I got? I never got any old man, was I supposed to get some at some point?! Oh great he found a family of people who want a ride to another plan--Wait they want to move to a place called New China? Well I guess if they pay me I guess it will be fine. Damn! That ship is 10x the size my mine, thank god it ain't a pirate. Huh I guess that was easy, just droping people off and them giving me credits for it. Oh, the old guy found more people. Jeez, this map and controls are kinda complicated looking. Wow, I have to pay to land on this planet. Man the Republic are ♥♥♥♥♥. Okay dropped them off and got more money. Oh I have to drop the old guy off at the retirement home he reserved his slot in now, okay. Wait, the planet is one the more luxurious planets? Oh, that old captain is rich? And he only gave me 30,000 credits for going all around the galaxy? Okay, cheapskate. Guess I am out of the tutorial now, better do some of these jobs on the planets and moons. Huh these jobs give me money quick if I can do em fast. Hey, if I sell my old ship and all the stuff I put on it I can get this one with more cargo and passenger space. Man I am starting to get money fast. Holy hell some of these ships cost MILLIONS! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! That is alot of pirates and they are destroying everything! So I died okay, I can just reload from when I was last docked. I really wish I picked a cargo ship from the start or I will be making so much more! Okay lesson learned, do NOT get in fights with my shuttle or I will get killed quick. Huh, I am getting close to a million thanks to all these jobs I am doing. Wow, this map is WAY bigger than I thought. Man, I better not get anything illegal in my hold I have been scanned by the Republic so many times. Hmm, if I pay extra on my mortgage I maybe able to pay it off faster, oh cool I pay lower interest now. So the Republic pissed off some people and now a civil war is gonna happen, kinda saw that coming. I finally paid off my mortgage! Now I don't have to pay 2000 or 1000 credits each day. Oh hey if I sell my current ship I can buy this ship that is way better in everything than mine. Wow this ship can jump 9 times before have to refuel at a planet. Another section of the map? Good thing I have been local maps went ever I visit a new outfitter, otherwise I may be lost or cofused right now. Man I am starting to make a lot of money. Should upgrade my passenger space so I can transport more people. Rush deliveries make you alot of money if you can do 'em, got it. Oh, I seem to have found the pirate side of the map, ♥♥♥♥. Republic wants to protect us my ass, there are alot of pirates everywhere. This part of the map barely have any outfitters, so this will be fun trying to find a path to get there for this job. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I found the where the pirates live! Okay I think I am done for the night. Wait... I played this for four and half hours straight?! Guess I found a new game to get addicted too...

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Half-Life 2: Update is a visual update for HL2 for the most part. The creators ported HL2 from it's old version of the Source Engine to the current version of it. And since 2004 the engine has changed visually. Most of the changes are subtle but are nice touches. This is my reason and most likely other's reason to revisit City 17, the canals, the coast, Ravenholm, Nova Prospekt, and the Citadel again. Also bonus points for adding Ross Scott in the Community Commentary.

Despite my little time played this game has a lot of things to do. Randmly generated world with randomly generated dungeons. It is like that game Cube World but with an MMO twist and not as many blocks to every thing. The game feels like a mix of Cube World and Minecraft. You can ethier build some pixal art or a sweet castle, or grind away in the many many many dungeons of the game. And gameplay is fantastic as well. I am starting to think I am a sucker for AMMORPGs.

Well this game is an odd subject for me. But reguardless this game is amazing. The visuals are great and the gameplay is fantastic. I mean sure 95% of the female armors are skimpy as hell but so are most armors in games now. One thing I find weird is the obession people have with the race called Elins. Pretty much imagine a little girl and give them animal ears and tails. And a lot of the playerbase are Elins, for the most part. And according to some people Elins have the most bought costumes but hey, maybe they tapped into the online pedofile market. That would explain alot. But whatever, this game's gameplay is fantastic, and that is why I like the game a lot.

To be honest I had fun for the first hour. Then I got to level 3 where all of a sudden for me it got stupidly difficult to level up. And getting new mercs? Forget about it you earn under 500 each game, even if you do good. And to me the game seems unbalanced as hell after level 2. So I have a love/hate with this game but mostly hate.

Trickery, Deception, Lies, Mind♥♥♥♥. The four words that describe this game. The only four words that do.

Being a semi-professional badass and door-kicking simulator 2014

EDIT: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I hate this review I wrote all those years ago but can't really think of a new one.

To me, this game is a true masterpiece. A game where literally anything can happen at any given time. I mean you could most likely find Gabe Newell riding a unicorn. As of now I have 2000+ hours in it, due to the massive amount of things to do, things to mess with, and room for discovery. I mean sure this game has a share of weird things or immature kids but what game really doesn't now a days. Garry's Mod is the ultimate sandbox.

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