Some Say...

He's Mac compatible.

His tears are adhesive.

If he caught fire he would burn for 1000 days.

That the outfine of his left nipple is
excatly the same shape as the Nurburgring.

He sleeps upside down like a bat.

His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.

His skin has the texture of dolphins.

If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM
you can actually hear his thoughts.

He does not see like humans do,instead he
sees numbers in green scrolling down.

He is scared of bells.

His first name really is "The".

His politics are terrifying.

He thought Star Wars was a documentary.

That when there's a really important job to do,
he skives off to play croquet.

He was raised by wolves.

He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.

He has no understanding of clouds.

His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.

He is confused by stairs.

He naturally faces magnetic north.

He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

His heart ticks like a watch.

All his legs are hydraulic.

He can "accumbularate".

He appers on Japanese banknotes.

There's an airport in Russia named after him.

All we know is...
he's called The Stig.