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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
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FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
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The power went out while my then-girlfriend had me tied to the bed. Classic wrists-and-ankles-at-the-corners pose. It was pitch black and in the middle of a thunderstorm, so as soon as we lost power the whole place plunged into darkness. She freaked out and tried to get off the bed but instead tripped over my leg and basically punched me in the cooch as she went down. Hearing the yelling one of her housemates comes running in with a flashlight to make sure we're okay. That was how she found out that we had been sleeping with each other and that I am in fact a natural redhead.

Anyway Merry Christmas!

-rep ♥♥♥♥, hypocrite and just a bad player.

*sees light at the end of the tunnel* what’s this? OwO

Real FAZE HAZZ

+rep need a boost cutout