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Recent reviews by Cario

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
26.9 hrs on record
"I really hope my anger is healthy, Mantis... I'm not feeling the health benefits when I'm raging..."
Posted 17 December, 2024. Last edited 20 January.
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2 people found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Human fall flat Spiderman CSGO.
Posted 22 November, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Really fun to pick up and play with friends! Love the character build feature and smooth movement. Hope to see this game improve and gain a bigger player base.
Posted 22 November, 2024.
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13.9 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Real Life in 2166 Simulator
Posted 24 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Imagine the scene:

You are a man named Bob. Bob cannot pay rent or support his family. He has to live with his brother Rob. One request that Rob has is that Bob has to buy the family groceries. Bob goes outside for the first time in weeks, looking for a grocery store. Since a large chain like Walmart is too expensive for his broke wallet, he heads to his local Walkmart, where 2 (no-so) friendly managers work. He is greeted with a broom to the face- now, don't be alarmed, as this is a normal custom in Walkmart, and Bob is not alarmed. He buys the 3 available items (Flour, salt, and rice) and heads to a register. The manager rings him up, leaves, hits another customer, and returns after stocking the shelves (This process took around 5 hours). Oh, and gives him no change. Bob returns to his brother, saddened by his Walkmart experience.

Thank you for shopping at Walkmart!
Posted 16 August, 2024. Last edited 18 August, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Another epic game

That is dead because Ubisoft
Posted 14 August, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
I cant imagine the customers reaction when they come into our tavern, order, get beat up, get beer thrown in their face, get beat up some more, wait multiple hours to eat, and still give me 20 dollars for a single drink.
Posted 3 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
5.5 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
When my friend said it rains, I expected rain. No. this is not rain.
Posted 17 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
5.6 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
I accidently left-clicked during role call...

10/10
Posted 1 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
23.6 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
This would be a much better game without the water.
Posted 26 June, 2024.
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