Great guy. Heard he saved 4 coworkers from a fire that broke out in the dildo factory he worked at. He then started up his own dildo factory and hired all the people who lost their jobs in the aftermath.

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Uhhhhh... Captain? Why is there smoke coming out of the engine?

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+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚙𝚊𝚒 🌸
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚢 🌆
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 🏆
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚢 😁
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 ✅
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎 💖
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚐𝚐 💰
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚠𝚙 ✨
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚊𝚍𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚣 👋🏻
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝟿𝟿𝟿 𝚒𝚚 🧠
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 🎯
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚞𝚜 👑
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚃𝚘𝚙 𝟷 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 🔝
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝙿𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚕 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 🔫
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞....💕