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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 5:44am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 7:03am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 7:18am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 7:16am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 7:43am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 7:33am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 5:05am

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 7:27am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 5:04am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 5:30am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 5:26am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 7:59am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 7:50am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 5:45am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 9:29pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 9:18pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 9:30pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 9:49pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 12:39am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 6:37am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 6:41am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 6:42am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 9:48pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 9:26pm