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The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
Unlocked 21 May, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...
Unlocked 21 May, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...
Unlocked 21 May, 2021 @ 1:09pm

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Unlocked 21 May, 2021 @ 8:16am

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.
Unlocked 21 May, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Oops...

You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...
Unlocked 21 May, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Not Jesus

The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Unlocked 21 May, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The Trash Man

You really will do anything, won't you?
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:36am

No Escape

Strange...
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:38am

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29am

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.
Unlocked 21 May, 2021 @ 11:38am

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 10:35pm

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Locked Up

There's only one way out of here now... Well, two actually.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Gang Stalked

Encounter your Federal Agent in the wild for the first time. She kinda cute though...
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 3:59am

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:40am

Room 503

Hm...
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2021 @ 5:50am

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

The Heist

You'd do anything to save Tyrone... Even robbing a bank.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Betrayal

He really liked you, man... How could you?
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Paid in Full

Eh, no one liked her anyway.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:48am

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 3:47pm

High Voltage

This isn't safe...
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:56am

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Stuck

Idiot...
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:56am

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:14am

The "Other" Plane

Do these even do anything? The science says no.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01am

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 5:39pm

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:35am

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:02am

Never Forget

"Fell" to your death.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Night Duty

Worked at night.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 2:18pm

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 1:57pm

The Pact

Made a pact with The Dong.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Strange Device

What are it's motives?
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 1:58pm



Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.

System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.

Push It

Push the button. A lot.

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!

Hangman

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Pain in My...

Hard at work, or hard at work?

Loved and Lost

Not again...

Well Informed

Read all of the Pulse News stories.

I'm Blue

You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...

CORN

Played CORN.

Burn The Witch

The evil artefact has been destroyed...
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