Recent reviews by Captain Black

Very fun game I love deforesting the woods and depopulating fish

If you thought coming out to your friends and family was hard, try telling them you like Payday 3.

Its a shrek dlc tf do you want me to say?

Man i sure do love working on giant mechs that take 40 mins to clean because the joints and armor cover the last spot needed for completion. And the airship that took 2 hours to finish because half the thing is one giant piece with nooks and crannys and tiny hard to reach spots. I get its the 40k art style but damn. Also reading the messages is insufferable, so many redactions it would make the average SCP entry shed a tear. I'm no expert on the series but wheres the other guys? So many choices in the franchise and all we get is 2 tanks 2 mechs and a ship? Seriously?

Very fun short and sweet game, with a greatly unique art style and world. A few puzzles had me for a bit, but if you're stuck there's always something around the room you just need to click on. Very fun game, 8/10. Only wish it was longer

I cant believe that they never added chef back

Update: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THEY ADDED CHEF BACK

This game was one of the biggest let downs for so many people, but i wasnt really ever hyped. It was just another triple A failure to add to the pile. Oh well, make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ show on netflix and all is forgiven I suppose

Beat the big scary things to death with giant swords

No review, Only MADNESS

Its fun, played it for a bit