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Recent reviews by Canuas

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12.0 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. I'm now an incel.
Posted 20 December, 2020.
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17.2 hrs on record
I sucked way too much phallus to obtain to get this piece of s%#t.

Next time I'll keep my ♥♥♥♥♥ money, and not become over-zealous by hyped up, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ material that lead me to believing this game was going to be a success enterprise in the gaming community.

Posted 23 September, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
11.5 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
Ever wanted to experience To start off, this reminds me of Hyun's animations, beautifully crafted and executed.
- It's also ruining my life
(( Example -- ))
Okay, so, ever wanted to experience a high skilled, hard to master game with just one hand emulating the power of Bruce Lee's fiery Asian hands whilst inconspicuously idling the other hand for personal reasons? Look no further, for $4.00 AUD ($3.99) you, the consumer, are getting beyond your monies worth, here!; this game tailors in Kung-fu combat that can reach a ludicrously fun pace with brings in a staggering amount of variation to the fighting mechanics, intense action entwined with precision, calculation and consistent perseverance. The style may disinterest a lot of gamers, but honestly, the aesthetics of this game is remarkably beautiful in its own unique way, even the combat itself draws you in like an unambiguous fat kid staring at delicious cheesecake, you just want more and more.
Did I mention there's an abundant of missions, modes, weapons, skills, protagonists, and all sorts of crazy mechanics to branch out your entertainment? Well there is!

Oh, and one last thing; don't think you can get away with just button mashing, either.. mo'♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 8 March, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
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4,177.4 hrs on record (1,370.0 hrs at review time)
A game that sets itself heavily on the community for which ends up causing you to learn a series of languages involuntarily.

I've put too many hours into this.
Posted 17 December, 2013. Last edited 1 May, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.0 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
Super Hexagon, an incredibly face paced indie game, that'll literally wring your brain until you turn into a vegetable. It's intense, requires attention, patience and countless amounts of discipline…
What's strange enough is, this game is profoundly compelling, unlike Assassins Creed 3.

AC3 - Conner: "I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I want native compensation."
SH - The Triangle: "I want to excel through the gaps, beat any obstacle in my way until I can find home."

It's worth the small expense! HOWEVER, YOU WILL RAGE, A LOT.
Posted 30 April, 2013.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.1 hrs on record
It's not often that my interests fall within a game like so, but in brutal honesty, this is one of the most emotional compelling games I've played in a long time. I don't know how to explain why it's so engaging without spoiling its 'momento'. Once you start, you find yourself emersed and bonding with the characters, with the cheeky dialogue of Dr. Wyatt and Dr. Rosalene, in contrast with the unfortunate dying man, John, it really reinforced an emotional balance while playing. Especially the soundtracks and the ambient piano that really contributed to its captivating atmosphere. Overall; With the characters reactions, emotional responses, it all hits home within the heart and I could ensure it'll hit just about anyone. You will not forget nor be disappointed with this game.
Posted 13 February, 2013.
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