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🚙 * 🚗 * 💎 * 📒 * 👳 * 🐳 * 🎍 * 🎈 * 🚕 * 💙 * 🐊 * 👹 * 🏓 * 📗 * 🌽 * 🍇
ㅤ* A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. "Of course it is", said the driver.
"Great, I'll have a beer then", said the policeman.
ㅤ* So I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said, "Those are pickled onions".
ㅤ* Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!