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Recent reviews by CakeWithDivinity

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3 people found this review funny
68.9 hrs on record (64.1 hrs at review time)
Great to play with friends.

Not so great if you wish to keep them.

I miss you Lukas. Please answer my calls....
Posted 31 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.4 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Finally something to satisfy my need for tech trees
Posted 21 May.
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11.3 hrs on record
Banger.

A bit easy if you play it with someone that has played games before. So a difficulty option would be nice.
Posted 24 April.
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10.6 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Finally I don't have to gamble my wifes paycheck anymore to satisfy my addiction
Posted 9 August, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1,408.2 hrs on record (1,000.8 hrs at review time)
What do you call an unstable vex gate?
A milk shake...

seriously play this game
Posted 9 March, 2021.
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4.3 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Please kill your servers
Posted 15 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
360.2 hrs on record (307.9 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☒ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☒ Very good(Grinding)
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☒ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☒ Teens
☒ Adults
☐ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☒ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☒ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☒ Too much grind(but still enjoyable if you like grinding)
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☒ Good(no story mode, but detailed lores)
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☒ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☒ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☒ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 26 December, 2019.
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21.2 hrs on record (20.2 hrs at review time)
This game is amazing!
I supported this game since december 2014 and now after the release I`m playing it still. My first new planet was created wrong because around my Lifepod there were the "dragons", which are looking like the reaper but are smaller. It was impossible to escape from the lifepod. Now with a new planet everything is fine and I can´t stop playing it.
I would recommend this game to everyone, who loves SurvivalGames and also likes a kind of horror (I often scared of sounds that were released by pretty designed monster.

I would also recommend to the developers of the game to develop a multiplayer, everyone in my clan, who`s playing subnautica wishes to play as a team.

I hope I can help this game to get popular.
Posted 3 March, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.6 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Hey

I´ve played this game now for a few hours and i really like this game. The graphics are really lovefully made and this sound is also amazing. Even though at first it seems that there´s no time motivation but you have to spend a lot of time in this game because there are so many things you can buy or do. I´m really excited to the ready game an example for this is that the beta is already a good game.
Posted 25 December, 2016.
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