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99 Things About Me
1. Judging people who don't use Gmail.

2. Making fun of people with Yahoo addresses.

3. Passionately discussing whether others delete or keep their emails (inbox 0).

4. Having a solid opinion about hot yoga.

5. Getting into Starbucks.

6. Talking about how much I love Starbucks.

7. Declaring it "Starbucks Season."

8. Not being able to watch only one episode on Netflix.

9. Taking it personally when someone says they don't like Beyoncé.

10. Ludacris.

11. Ironically eating at chain restaurants like Olive Garden.

12. FaceTiming with pets.

13. The dollar section at Target.

14. Creating my own vacation hashtag on Instagram.

15. Taking pictures of plane wings.

16. Posting the picture of the plane wings on Instagram with the airports they are traveling to SFO → LGA.

17. Having a passionate stance on candy corn.

18. Going to color runs what seems like every other weekend.

19. The word "problematic."

20. Half marathons.

21. Adding avocado.

22. Extra guac.

23. Calling guacamole "guac."

24. Calling apple juice "app."

25. Knowing that guac costs extra.

26. Making Instagram accounts for my pets.

27. Not paying for HBO Go.

28. Recommending Amazon Prime to a friend.

29. Not understanding how someone could live without Amazon Prime.

30. Talking about not having cable.

31. Talking about how expensive cable is.

32. Sharing Time Warner horror stories.

33. Apple juice.

34. Drake.

35. Getting pissed every year Modern Family wins all the awards.

36. Asking people which season of a TV show I should skip.

37. Venmo'ing people.

38. Writing ridiculous things when Venmo'ing people.

39. Uniqlo.

40. Saying "tap water is fine."

41. #TBT.

42. Hating Facebook, but never deleting.

43. Complaining on Facebook about ~The Media~.

44. The 100 emoji.

45. Thinks that others who want a tattoo never actually gets one because they're worried they're going to hate it in a few years, OR SAYING "I only want to get a tattoo if it's meaningful."

46. Saying AF instead of "as ♥♥♥♥."

47. Asking people if they've watched The Wire.

48. Google Chrome.

49. Judging people who still use Firefox, Internet Explorer, or any other web browser besides Google Chrome.

50. Grabbing an Uber.

51. Free chips at Mexican restaurants.

52. Asking for more bread.

53. Waiting in line at food trucks.

54. Aux cords.

55. Being embarrassed for shopping at Urban Outfitters.

56. Talking to my Uber driver when they're drunk. Wait, what?

57. Ramen noodles.

58. Getting into matcha.

59. Saying I used to hate Taylor Swift, but I kind of love her now/have a lot of respect for her now.

60. Saying I'm "dead" when I'm not actually dead.

61. Talking about Mercury being in retrograde.

62. Blaming things on Mercury being in retrograde.

63. Checking the Wiki.

64. Being complimented on their furniture and saying, "It's Ikea."

65. Saying couches are expensive.

66. Remembering MySpace.

67. Buying a juicer, using it once, and never using it again.

68. Buying juice when I'm not using a juicer.

69. Saying, "I got it on Etsy."

70. Saying my favorite food is pizza but not eating it that often.

71. Making "Happy Mother's Day" posts on Facebook.

72. Discussing my favorite type of lettuce and my individual benefits.

73. Rebuking that one person about that one time they did molly.

74. The song "Trap Queen."

75. Insisting I will never watch Game of Thrones again after every episode.

76. Being shocked when people don't like Orange Is the New Black.

77. Glass water bottles.

78. Succulents.

79. "Stubhub it."

80. "IMDb it."

81. "'Gram it."

82. "I heard it only got a xx on Rotten Tomatoes."

83. "Gchat me."

84. Talking down anyone who don't know what "bae" means.

85. Teen slang, in general.

86. Saying I'm so old even though I'm 23.

87. Not owning an alarm clock — "I just use my phone."

88. Saying awards shows are boring but watching them anyway.

89. Following popular Instagram accounts like @FatJew and casually mentioning them in conversation.

90. Defending apple juice: "It's apple juice, but it's really good."

91. Not owning a printer.

92. Not understanding people who don't have Androids.

93. Not understanding people who don't have iPhones.

94. Slowly coming around to selfie sticks.

95. Wanting to do a cleanse.

96. Getting upset about receiving a phone call.

97. Irrational hate of voicemails.

98. Complaining about everyone getting married.

99. Reminiscing over Four Loko.
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