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I got to deck a mouthy hooligan child and then died from sitting in the world's most uncomfortable chair.

11/10

Buying this was a mistake. Never have I encountered a game so riddled with gimmicks and bull$hit design choices that it made me wanna throw my controller out my third story window. This game is almost as frustrating as rage games like Getting Over It with Bennet Foddy, I Am Bread, and Surgeon Simulator.

This was not worth the roughly $20 I paid for it on sale.

Level design was $hit and gimmicky as all #ell.
Half the enemies had a gimmick that you had to overcome to actually damage them.
Half the game is going back and playing the same levels in reverse order as Dante, and he can't overcome the aforementioned gimmicks half the enemies have, so it's a slog to try and fight them, even with the brilliance that is TRICKSWORDTRICKGUNSWORD ROYAL GUARD!
The four weapons Dante gets are... meh.

**That. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Dice. Minigame. That Godforsaken dice minigame.**

The Saviour gave me DMC2 flashbacks with how much you had to just stand there and shoot at it.
The plot is... okay, story was never really the strong point of games like this, it's more of just a reason to go kick @ss in SMOKIN SEXY STYLE!!! so that's a bit of a moot point.

Special Edition gives you the option to play through this failed abortion of a game as Lady, Trish, and Vergil, but why bother? The slap in the face that is the soft reboot, DmC Devil May Cry is a much more enjoyable game, albeit a straight up insult to the franchise and almost as edgy as The Darkness 1 or Shadow the Hedgehog.

Don't buy this game. Save yourself the headache and just get Devil May Cry 5.

I originally purchased Elite Dangerous for Christmas back in 2015 on a different pc. I uninstalled it after less than an hour of playtime because something about the takeoff sequence left me extremely disoriented and borderline motion sick. Last year, when I tried to reinstall it, I had to jump through hoops regarding the external launcher (ewww) and trying to validate my pre-existing account. After nearly an hour or so of trying to get my account set up, I entered the product code and it said that I need to repurchase the game.

This, combined with the fact that the DLC is required to visit the entirety of the universe and how people spend several hundreds of dollars on external controllers to get a better, more immersive experience has severely turned me away from wanting to try and get back into the game, despite being so amazed by footage I've seen of more experienced players. It looks like it would be so much fun and such an amazing experience, but apparently I'm too poor to play this game.

If you're on a fixed income as well, I'd stick with a simpler space exploration game such as No Man's Sky. This game is not at all welcoming to new players, and if my past experience was anything to go by, motion sickness and disorientation is a huge issue, even for those of us that normally never experience it.

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Very repetitive, it gets old fast. Even if you play with friends, which is all I did, it's the same crap after just five rounds. Same s#it, different toilet paper.

Overrated, over-memed, over-hyped, repetitive as Hell.

You'd be better off spending that $5 on a burger. That would be more enjoyable than this sh!tfest.

It's anime tiddy, with the option to replace the tiddy with bigger tiddy.

What else is there to say? Challenging platformer, but.. it has bewbs! That's the main reason people are gonna get this game!

DON'T DENY THE TRUTH! YOU WANT THE TIDDY!