“Hey. I KNEW this was gonna happen. I’m TELLING you– look, I’m… I like everything, I’m a great cool. I feel a good, but you make me angry! Remem– no! You remember…? The first time we met… you wa– you walk in– I’m on my shift and you come in and you got a ♥♥♥♥ slip in your… in your HEV suit. And I tried– I tried to stop you… I tried to tell you! I was stopping you, I was going, ‘hey, yo’ ♥♥♥♥ out’. But you didn’t– I was tryin'a be nice… and then, you were talkin’ to my friend, J– Jefferemm, and you’re telling him like, 'awwww I don’t have my passport blueh mneeugh’, but… and… he was so upset, he has anger issues, I was gonna protect you from him– we were– I was gonna be NICE to you. Remember that??? No! That’s just my job! I– I mean, if there’s a ♥♥♥♥ slip– If, y'know, someone’s got their ♥♥♥♥ out on the job I gotta stop 'em. But like… you don’t remember? No, no! Like, the first time we met. What test?

LISTEN, I had a whole thing– planned at the end of my shift, me and my friend… gonna go home, we were so close to clocking out, then you showed up ♥♥♥♥ out, ruining ♥♥♥♥… and we’re– we were gonna go… home and play– oh I got PlayStation THREE, we’ve both got PlayStation plus, one month… and… I got Heavenly Sword… new game out. Heavenly Sword… IS NOT A RIP-OFF OF GOD OF WAR. Hap– happu– uhh, Heavenly Sword was going to be the new Halo for Sony. And it was gonna be GREAT. There was gonna… Heavenly Sword was gonna have DLC where you could have sixty people in one server! Throwing fraaags… 'n’ ♥♥♥♥. And you RUINED that! You ruined that! And now I have to… go ask everyone at my job– it’s embarrassing to ask for a free month of PlayStation plus 'cause I couldn’t go home and play with my friend.

You know how s– how sucks that is for me??? Bro!? It’s REALLY annoying! And then I have to go home and I– I load up YouTube Yownloader to look up Heavenly Sword videos 'cause I can’t DO IT because you RUINED IT 'cause I couldn’t go to the Game Stop and get it from my friend Josh who’s the cashier. YOU WALKED IN WITH YO’ ♥♥♥♥ OUT and ruined the whole night!”

-Benrey, Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware (THE END)