I know engineers. They love to change things.
- Dr. McCoy
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It was one of those perfect summer days -- the sun was shining, a breeze
was blowing, the birds were singing, and the lawn mower was broken ...
--- James Dent
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Political history is far too criminal a subject to be a fit thing to
teach children.
-- W.H. Auden
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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson
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Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations

Various signs in Poland:

Right turn toward immediate outside.

Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons.

Five o'clock tea at all hours.

In a men's washroom in Sidney:

Shake excess water from hands, push button to start,
rub hands rapidly under air outlet and wipe hands
on front of shirt.

-- Colin Bowles, San Francisco Chronicle
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Hey accept my friend request please.