Recent reviews by MAX Destructo king of carnage

cars sports its all here and somehow its a stupid game for people on a spectrum that i'm not on

if you have brain damage or you are a toddler this game will be enjoyable

good practice really its like having hands inside your computer its wild try it out theres nothing to lose. story mode was confusing had to have my friend explain it to me

my friend ian melanson told me to buy this game i literally played this once its not that good. supposedly scary but its really just parkour game with a forced story. cringey voice acting and forced cutscenes make me want to throw my computer out the window dont buy this and dont listen to ian melanson ever hes an idiot

worst of the worst stupid game what is it about knights? ogres? what is even the point of this. and there's not even guns? no cars. stupid fantasy game for people who don't take care of themselves. This game smells and so do you if you play this regularly. Mommy and daddy still pay the bills while you sit secluded in your room drinking soda and playing this. You cant stand to look at yourself in the mirror. Girls don't talk to you but that's fine anyway. You've convinced yourself you're more attracted to cartoons. You work part time and hustle home to your room each day so you can play this game. Full of fantasy and excitement if only real life were like this. If only life had quests that could help you earn gear and level up. Crumbs in your keyboard crunching as you journey around this land of fantasy. Get the quest from the old wizard elf gnome in his brown hut on top of the hill and you are off. Your dad comes in the room asking if you left the milk on the counter because it had spoiled. Ashamed and scared you lie and tell him no. That's not going to work anymore. Your siblings all moved out years ago and your mother is lactose intolerant. It was one of you and he knows it wasn't him. He asks you again this time in a more stern voice. His face is getting red now, he has had a few drinks already. You yell and scream that its not fair and he always singles you out. Not good, you just woke mom up and she has to go to work for 6am. This isn't going to end well for you. You are a burden to your parents and society around you. After the argument your parents sit in their room and have a talk. They want to kick you out but know that you will have nowhere to go. With few friends and not enough money to live on your own they have no choice. They don't hate you but they loathe living with you. They do everything for you, they are your care takers. They feel burdened that it will forever be this way until they are to old to function. At what point can they enjoy life? The house should be quiet now. Retirement is coming soon and there is not much for them to look forward to. They cant even trust you to close the fridge or turn off the toaster oven. One of your siblings have to come watch the house if they are out of town for more than one day. You sit in your room after the fight angry and ready to attack your father. He always treats me this way you think to yourself. You go back on your pc angry, log on to reddit and start complaining about your life to thousands just like you. It is an echo chamber. You post a thread on the relationship advice subreddit painting your father as a horrible person. All of these people who have only seen what you have typed are agreeing with you, hyping you up for the next incident. Maybe next time you'll hit your dad when gets loud with you. He's in the wrong anyways. This army of people is on your side you got 14 upvotes. How sad it is that you cannot even grasp how the world works around you. It scares people that your vote in an election counts as much as anyone else. Who could trust you to have that sort of power? is that even fair? If only you could understand who you are and how you look to people on the outside. If only you could see that maybe you could change. You are a failure and you force your family to dislike you by just being yourself. That is what this game is about and who it is made for. The developers spent a lot of time on this game i am sure and for that i feel bad.

ok so the funny thing about it is it wasnt always like that. What i mean is back in the day you actually had to unplug the phone and connect the computer to the phone jack to go on the internet isnt that crazy? if you got a phone call it would completely kick you offline. I remember back in the day waiting for a web page to load for 10 minutes sometimes. But somehow it wasnt even annoying since thats just how it was back then. The internet has come a long way since then. i probably dont even need to tell you this but on my windows 98 i downloaded star wars dark forces and that game was really fun sci fy space game. it was open world and had so many quests for you to do. destiny is basically a rip off of star wars dark forces by lucas arts games. its kind of sad really that someone would stoop to that level. lets just back things up for a second and lets pretend what if there was no internet? not even dial up? could this game even exist? what happens if the internet is down? exactly havent you already considered this

kind of cummy and thats also why

this game is a fart if they fix it it might not be poop i hope u guys do it nice work

if i had to Pick one

its got good athletic ability for his size

its fun but also its mostly not fun