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First of all props to this game, for bringing a utter failure back to life, it has the depth and (sufficient) immersion to be a fantastic game if you are into exploring. But at this stage i cannot recommend it in good faith. It is no longer a vortex of blades, but still a thousand cuts that makes this game unenjoyable.

This game is absolutely for people that loves to be punished for doing questlines. You go through the entire questline, enduring meaningless repetitive tasks, and your reward is that the game breaks all of your items (which requires 10h of grinding to fix) and dumps you in a foreign galaxy and planet that does not have the necessary resources for you to get out of said planet.


Similarly, whom ever designed the approximate quest location system to set you 1000 meters from the destination point and the scanner that sends you in circles and further away from your destination while you endure enemy attacks, radiation storms and the 18 giga mountains to find the destination needs to be fired immediately.

And don't get me started on the bugs and the one aquatic quest where they want us to test out a snail pace exocraft by setting eight mission locations on the other side of the planet.

great music

thank.

Well well well, if it ain't the Feds.
Unhand these brains, Jeff. They're children.
And kids are cruel, Jack. They just lose touch with it at the ripe old age of twelve.
Wait, what?
"War crime" this, "can't eat without table" that. polluting the tribes is wrong, they say.
What the ♥♥♥♥?
Not! Kids love video games. That's why I got 'em all set up spinning the wheel on my favorite genetics game. How else is a colony supposed to make his... impact~?
You refrigerated human meat for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jpegs?
Heh heh heh heh. You think I made the market for Yayo, Jack? Like every orbital trade's just a big old conspiracy? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Lung rot's just a part of who we are. I just market it to sexy pirates. Besides, demand for my products is about to skyrocket. Like the good old days after 9-11!
Wait a minute. 9/11 is bad.
Speak for yourself. Let's debate this in the killbox.

Looks like you're a rimworld player at heart.
Is that because of my brain damage?
No, it's because you go after insectoids. And there ain't enough room in this fuel room for the two of us.
*Now Activating Women Deflectors*
Like I said - Rimworld is cruel, Jack. And I love Warcrimes!

dnd where you don't have to schedule.

"That's Immoral", Warcrime this, can't C4 the scout that, Microwaving Dwarfs is wrong they say. NOT! How else is a honest driller suppose to make a living? You think I made the market for Bismor Scout? Like every daily trade is just a big ol' conspiracy? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Terrains you can mold, manipulated into sawblading all kinds of teammates. And there's nothing like a good sawblade to keep the company going!

LIKE I SAID, DRG IS CRUEL SCOUT, AND I LOVE WARCRIMES!

-Drilldowner

potato faces

The Arena is fun for 15 minutes. Then it's just artificially inflated difficulties

And once again they are locking levels behind DLCs

1 Handsome Jack is Cool.

Multiple Handsome Jacks Tho...

Both DLCs are good.

This is cheaper then Blood and Wine

Profit