-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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⣿⣿⠛⢻⣿⣿⠛⣿⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿
⣿⡏⢰⠄⣿⣿⠄⠇⣰⣿⣿⣿⡟⢡⠄⣿⣿⡿⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠄⣹⣿
⣿⠁⠘⠃⢸⣿⠄⣆⠙⣿⣉⣹⠄⠛⠄⢻⣿⠃⣾⣿⣿⡿⡛⠋⣠⣾⣿
⣯⣤⣿⣷⣤⣿⣤⣿⣤⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣿⣿⣤⡿⠛⠻⣮⣠⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⣹⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⣠⡾⠋⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠄⠄⢀⣤⢹⣿⣶⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⢉⣽⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⢹⣿⡀⠄⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠋⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠄⢀⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣉⣥⣼⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⠇⡀⢹⣆⠰⠿⠛⣉⣻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⠿⠛⢉⣡⣽⡿⠋⣠⣿⣿⠟⠁⣠⣶⡀⢻⡇⠀⠈⢿⠏⢠⣿⡀⢻⡄⣶⡿⠟⢻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡀⠴⠞⠛⢙⣿⣀⣈⡙⠛⠿⠀⢸⣿⠿⠁⠘⣃⢀⠂⠀⣰⣿⣿⣇⣀⣧⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠰⠘⢿⣆⢻⡇⠈⠏⢸⣷⠠⣶⡿⠟⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⢂⣴⡤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠁⣴⡆⢻⣿⡄⠁⣼⣄⣼⣿⣄⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣠⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⡄⠀⠀⢠⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⣶⣦⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆ - -- --- +REP
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠾⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⠿⠛⠛⠻⡟⠉⠁⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠟⠁⠀⢿⠀⠀⢘⠇
⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀ ⠀⠙⠆⢀⡈⠀⠴⠀
⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇

⠄⠄⠠⠂⠁⢂⠨⠡⡑⢀⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠑⠁⠂⠪⢈⢆⢧⡺⡜⡜⡌⡆⢆⠆⡆⣣⡣⡀
⠄⡡⠨⠐⡐⡰⡑⡧⣫⡺⡱⡱⢘⠔⡑⢌⠎⣞⣵⠄
⠁⠄⢂⠅⢬⡸⡮⣫⢧⠫⢊⠊⡂⠣⠊⢜⢪⢪⢺⣷
⢁⠌⠄⢪⣺⢽⡹⣜⢔⠜⠔⠐⠄⢀⢈⠈⢔⢸⠱⠿⡀
⣣⡮⢂⡳⡽⡵⡝⡎⡆⡊⠊⠄⢀⠄⠰⡽⡌⡇⠄⠄⣆
⣕⢽⢈⢸⢹⡪⡯⡺⣪⠪⠌⡂⠄⢂⢽⣺⢪⢢⠂⢦⠌
⡹⣽⢐⠘⢜⢎⠮⡫⢸⢘⠌⠄⠂⡢⡳⠭⢧⠣⡮⣪⡆
⣮⠣⢂⡳⡑⠜⢈⠄⡳⠁⠄⡀⠡⢀⠐⢈⢘⡎⠅⡺⡇
⣟⠈⡆⡅⠅⡃⠠⠄⢌⠂⠄⡈⠮⡢⢕⣐⣠⢳⠡⡻
⣫⢊⢸⢱⠁⡂⢀⠄⠠⠁⠄⠈⠡⠒⠅⢕⣻⣦⢀⠅
⢾⡤⡈⠂⢁⠐⠄⠄⠰⠄⠄⠈⠄⢈⠠⠠⢨⢆⢢⠁
⡽⣞⣗⢧⡢⡀⡁⠄⢈⠂⠅⢀⠠⠄⠄⠄⡁⠂⣝
⣯⣗⢗⢇⢯⢺⢨⢢⠄⠂⠅⠅⢀⠄⠂⠄⠔⢱⢹
⡯⣞⡝⣎⢧⢳⡹⡼⡸⡐⠠⠐⢀⠈⠄⠁⢄⠣⠁