Own a Dead Mans Tale for home defense, since that's what the Traveler intended. Four Cabal break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Tex Mecanica rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first one, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Duke Mk.44 on the second cabal, miss him entirely because it's an agressive frame hand cannon and nails the neighbours ghost. I have to resort to the Rasputin cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with seraph rounds. "Tally ho lads" the seraph rounds shred two cabal in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off sparrow alarms. Fix bayonet onto my Monte Carlo and charge the last terrified rapscallion. All his oil leaves his body and dies while waiting for support to come. Just as the Traveler intended.

Own a Felwinters Lie for home defense, since that's what the Iron Lords intended. Four guardians break into my house. "What the traveler?" as I grab my Wormhusk Crown and aggressive frame shotgun. Slide and blow a axion bolt sized hole through the first guardian, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Better Devils on the second guardian, do very little damage because it's sunset, thanks Luke Smith. I have to resort to the drake tank parked at the top of the stairs loaded with solar rounds, "Eyes up, guardian" the explosion vaporizes two guardians on the spot, the sound and extra shrapnel wake up Lord Shaxx from his afternoon nap. Fix weighted knife and bullseye the last terrified light bearer. He bleeds out waiting on the vanguard to arrive since his ghost has no hands and can’t stitch him up. Just as the Iron Lords intended.