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As I open my eyes I see the yellowish screen with the whitestained keyboard and I think to myself how is Chlo_z still online

please stop commenting h8 threads on myspace about me thxx

Steam is a social media.

please settle down

The poop accelerates. As you lay in the pile, you slowly start to rise as the poop keeps going. The poop accelerates. The shovellers are now forming a mountain. The poop accelerates. The neighborhood is being swallowed by Mt. Poop. Mountain climbers start appearing to climb. The poop accelerates. The pile can be seen from space, local ordinances debate over who owns Mt. Poop. Absolute ♥♥♥♥ fest. The poop accelerates.

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates.

cats?

you obviously didnt pay attention to s2ep3 where zoey and chase made each other laugh. the chemistry must have just gone over your heads...

Chase x Rebecca was a way better pair, sorry nerds

Zoey and Chase are toxic for each other. The pounds will keep stacking

do you think chase and zoey are going to last?

This is your profile genius

Did you delete my comment? Cringe

Poop Goblin
One who breaks into a bathroom immediately after the inhabitant has taken their poop and proceeds to beat the pooper unconcious then steal the poop. When the subdued pooper wakes he will find he was a victim of the poop goblin.
Al (waking up on bathroom floor)- What? Where am I?
(looks in empty toilet)
Al- Ahh! The poop goblin has struck again!

Civ 6 ruined my life.

I started playing at 6 in the morning and when I took a break to save, the clock read 1 PM. An alarm went off for an assignment that's due. I quickly ctrl+c, ctrl+v my way to an underwhelming mark and proceed to settle new parts of the map.

My phone buzzes, a call from a friend that I forget to answer. I assure myself I'll get back to them. My phone buzzes again but I truly cannot sacrifice my time to entertain this person while the Nordic menace prepares for war in the East.

After several days of play, my Mother apologetically cracks open the door to my room. She asks me if I'd like to watch a movie together sometime and I tell her no, my eyes never leaving the screen. Our interactions have been limited to her leaving food by my door. I hear her crying most nights. Low happiness, she should've built more amenities.

I will keep going till my weak laptop's AMD A9 processor melts from overuse. The advisor recommends this course of action.

I have noticed that, although I have 43 friends, I am not receiving 43 comments on my profile. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to post. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to post on my profile. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

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I will die in three (3) days. AMA.
(Im only six so pardon my grammar).

Ive had a nasty cough for the past few days, so I went to the doctor to see if it was Corona. He said "its not corona" Woohoo! But then, he said "You have every type of cancer and you will die in three (3) days. I thought I should say goodbye to my reddit family before I go.

TLDR: I will die in three (3) days.

Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!

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Edit: Okay which one of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gave me silver? Do you think this is funny? Do you think this is some kind of joke? I open my heart and soul to you, and you give me this ♥♥♥♥? Unbelievable.

⚠️WARNING⚠️ ♥♥♥♥ inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!!

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So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

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dumbass

Only for week snowflakes who can't handle reel life (you geekos even cried and could not handle it when this creater of stuped video game videos didn't reech 100 million fake subscribers (how pathetic to concentrated on such trite nonsans)). Pretty sad that it's so hard for all of you, it's eesy for me because i have common sans, life experience, and wisdome (unlike most people on this blog forum website (which is full of embeciles)). Maybelline if you got those, life woudl be much eesier for you, but i don't expect that to hapin, given that your just a plab.

He talked me into spending the $8500 I have on dog coins because something was supposed to happen yesterday which would have given us more money?? but it didn't actually happen or got canceled or something I don't really know or understand how it works but I went to the dog coin site to withdraw my money and there is only about $6700 of it there, where is the rest of it? I tried looking at the faq but don't really get it