Don't trust this guy, he will code your projects in C#

ermmmmmmm acthually you arent suppoed to put ricin in my pillowcase

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep he made troy spit his ♥♥♥♥

+rep totally cool guy. No bombings involved