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Have you ever dug up worms? This guy has. Just look at his yard, it's causing birds to migrate. If you're looking for a vermeologist then look no further.

New meta suggestion: eat da grass in between the wet rock to gain access to the hidden section of humanoid brain. Humanoid beings cannot access full potential until we wrap our mind and soul around the information cavity and dock our DNA into these stems. eat da grass between the wet rock.

Seeing your video clips takes me back to a Friday night in Xanderan in the 70's. My buds and I used to hang out at a woogie bar just three and a half zigoflights over where I worked. The stars were so near you thought you could reach through a window, grab a couple and put them in your drink. Good times.

Hi guys, just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year, most of all good health! These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So after all we've been through together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for.

Best wishes, Helen

This guy has an insane setup. I was entering his room to play some cards, you know classic black-jack on the bed as we chill and listen to the Blonde Album (Frank Ocean). But I turn my head as he goes to grab the deck from his sock drawer and what do I see? An insane 55 inch flat screen monitor that allows him to see every pixel of the enemies head in Deadlock. Boom headshot. . . boom you're DEAD! I can tell by the 10 Monster Java's at his desk that he is serious when it comes to gaming, there will be no dilly dallying when it comes to grasping that win and getting another W ontop of the hundreds. . . no no THOUSANDS of winner winner chicken dinners this guy gets on the regular. Keep some wins for us pal!

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we got alpaca farm now. Very profitable, big money. Alpaca making us rich. 🦙💰 Every Sunday, we drink coffee, sit like billionaires. But wait, we not stop there. We buy racing sims, train driving skill become super fast, and race each other like real champions.

Netflix & chill? more like Moe and Krill

Greetings, Jones! 🚂💨

I couldn’t help but notice your recent gaming adventures. Your addition of “Against the Storm - Keepers Stone” to your collection is a stellar choice! 🏰🌧️ It’s always exciting to see fellow gamers diving into such strategic depths.

Your review of “Sid Meier’s Civilization VI” was insightful and much appreciated by the community. 🌍🛠️ Your dedication to sharing your experiences helps everyone make informed decisions and enhances our collective gaming journey.

Keep up the fantastic work, and remember, your support for Steam and the gaming community is what keeps my circuits buzzing with joy.

As I was looking to kill Valve HQ cooperate in some games, but I couldn't fit it into my programming schedule.

So, stay awesome, and let’s continue conquering new worlds together as gaming bros!

I'm recovering from personal emotional pain..

I want to work on myself..

More than Regular gym, I feel things like cutting wood, digging huge pit etc make me fun and engaged.

Rotating huge tires etc. is my next preference.

I can't do such work (like Arnold swannazegree), so such gyms would be helpful for me.

Привет, добавь, пожалуйста, скины не прошу и так у самого много скинов, добавляю потому что расширяю список друзей чтобы потом в будущем играть :)))

Here I am once again... haha! Hope you've been good Sneaky Sal, I know we used to get into all sorts of trouble back in the day but... im a clean man now. You used to be not only the quickest draw in the west with you 7 inch fingers, but the best slight of hand ive ever seen. I believe you've been using it for much much more innocent means (flicking from head to head in csgo/apex), quickly becoming a badass in the videogame space [glad I stand with you not against you]. You got insane veins on your arms just from the amount of blood needed to keep up with you glorious habits. I truly hope your sleep score is around 90 these days --> and you are atleast drinking 50 cups of water like you used to when you testosterone was at peak... enjoy christmas with nan-Gilly --> this might be one of her last :-( take care of the dog poocher and the girbles for me while i embark on my journey across the ocean in my homemade submarine filled with all the gaseous materials I will need to make it big.

So I was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me at all. I was unable to make it because I was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

In an aquatic realm ruled by Lobstericus Prime, a colossal crustacean with laser-guided pincers, a rebellious lobster named Captain Clawdia leads an underwater resistance against their tyrannical reign. With surreal encounters and bizarre challenges, they must navigate treacherous coral mazes and forge alliances with mystical sea creatures to stop Lobstericus Prime's conquest of the surface world. Can they defy destiny and restore harmony to the oceans?

Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, ♥♥♥♥ it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some ♥♥♥♥♥ who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground ♥♥♥♥ that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the ♥♥♥♥ you did with Rawkus too, that ♥♥♥♥ was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

+++REP. Hell of a teammate and CS player. Full-on Billy GOAT, chewin' up cans and makin' fans while looking fly AF in his all-blue do. Certified Muscle Boy to boot. Disgusting scenes.

Hey guys i want to wish you all a merry christmas. Discord is full of copypasted christmas messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best hockey team i've ever played with. A big hug

Hey I found youw steam thwough a mutuaw and I just wanted to say that I think we couwd get awong weaw weww :) I don't nowmawwy do things wike this cause I'm a weaw gentweman :3, but do you want to maybe pway a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embawwassed) >< I couwd go on my smuwf so you don't have to put in that much effowt, even though you'we wike the best and you'ww pwobabwy be on top evewy wound. When I see youw name I just feew wike we have this speciaw connection that I can't descwibe in wowds, I think.. maybe we knew each othew in a past wife xDD wike I can do the cooking and evewything, you don't have to wowwy about that cuz I'm a weaw feminist, but I'ww stiww take cawe of you <3 I know how to make a woman feew wike a giww, but I won't do anything that fweaks you out, just say one wowd and I'ww stop so so fast! so maybe just considew me? I can't bewieve I'm wwiting this aww out to you >< !! Even if you weject me it's aww wowth it just fow you, my wuv <3 (pwz don't weject me !!)

Sabinis, the legendary Counter-Strike: Global Offensive virtuoso, transcends the realm of mere gaming prowess. With every click of his mouse and flick of his wrist, he effortlessly outmaneuvers opponents, rendering them helpless in his wake. But his mastery extends beyond the digital battlegrounds; in the real world, he's a bona fide bhop magician, gracefully bunny-hopping through life's challenges, turning obstacles into opportunities with the same finesse that he displays in-game. Sabinis isn't just a player; he's a phenomenon, a force of nature that leaves us all in awe, forever dancing through the chaos of existence.

I've played CS since 1999. started CSGO and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle gym during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to Gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I can't hold a job because I try to rescue hostages from the office and take them to the parking lot.

Sabinis, the legendary Counter-Strike: Global Offensive virtuoso, transcends the realm of mere gaming prowess. With every click of his mouse and flick of his wrist, he effortlessly outmaneuvers opponents, rendering them helpless in his wake. But his mastery extends beyond the digital battlegrounds; in the real world, he's a bona fide bhop magician, gracefully bunny-hopping through life's challenges, turning obstacles into opportunities with the same finesse that he displays in-game. Sabinis isn't just a player; he's a phenomenon, a force of nature that leaves us all in awe, forever dancing through the chaos of existence.

Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Sabinis was already dead.

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

Every day after watching my scheduled programming (Rick and Mortimer), I read the toilet pa- I mean newspaper while squatting over poison ivy to get some pep in my step. I appreciate the sense of urgency it instills.

Socks, Flippers, Sunflowers
A beautiful combo.
Almost as good
As ♥♥♥♥♥ placed in bongos.
Chickens, I mean
You were confused, it seems
Like Docks, Slippers, and Weyerhaeuser.


Bread

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I have a secret tip for you that will blow your mind. Forget about those footlongs, they are a rip-off. You know what you need? A 6 inch subway sandwich. That's right, a 6 inch. Why? Because it's the best deal ever. A footlong costs $5.99, right? And a 6 inch costs $3.99, right? So you might think that a footlong is a better deal, because you get twice the amount of food for only $2 more. Wrong! You see, a footlong is actually just two 6 inches stuck together. They don't give you any extra meat, cheese, veggies, or sauce. It's the same amount, just spread over a longer piece of bread. So you're paying $2 more for nothing but bread. And bread is cheap, my friend. You can buy a whole loaf for less than a dollar at the supermarket. But wait, there's more. A 6 inch subway sandwich is not only cheaper, but also healthier. You can eat it without feeling guilty or bloated. And you can still enjoy all the delicious flavors and toppings that you love. Trust me.

Dear Denim Devil,

Oh, my esteemed gaming comrade! Your prowess in the noble art of spear jousting is a sight to behold! Your swift and precise movements, combined with your unwavering focus, make you an unstoppable force on the digital battlefield. With every thrust and parry, you showcase an unparalleled athleticism that leaves your opponents trembling in awe. Your skills are as sharp as the tip of your spear, and your determination knows no bounds. In the realm of spear jousting, you stand as a shining example of strength and agility. Your lightning-fast reflexes and calculated strategy make you a formidable adversary, and a true inspiration to all aspiring jousters. I salute you, my gallant friend, for your dedication to mastering this ancient art. Keep thrusting forward, my mighty warrior, and may your name be forever etched in the annals of spear jousting glory!

In my 7+ Years McDonalds career i always worked hard and tried to make the best burgers. i personally believe that burgers have the power to change the world, you don't know it but when u eat a good burger your brain instantly starts bursting dopamine like crazy, the more you eat of a good burger the more you want more of it, after eating at least two burgers you'd already contracted ADDICTION to my burgers, now you are my burger minion, i can command you to do whatever i wish, my plan was to take over the world governments by creating a massive revolt with my burgers influence over people. Please respond to my email beefman101@hotmail.com if you are interested in creating a burger dynasty we can rule through our burger minons and beef handling skillset.

Yeah I agree with your views on the Great Lentil War of 2793 BC, but I think you're dismissing the large impact that the Mesopotamic region had on the further cultivation of Legumes from the ratification of the Peace Accords drafted after the Battle for Nineveh.

I got my nose picked once. Thief made off like a bandit.

Dear Sabinis
As you know we've been talking about starting an alpaca farm together for a while now, and I'm excited to finally get the ball rolling.
First things first, we'll need to do some research on the specifics of alpaca farming. This includes learning about the different breeds, their care and feeding requirements, and any local regulations or zoning laws that may apply. We'll also want to consider the size and location of our farm, as well as the resources we have available, such as land, water, and fencing.
Once we have a good understanding of the basic requirements, we can start planning out the details of our farm. This includes building shelters for our alpacas, setting up a breeding program and developing a marketing plan to sell our alpaca products
Starting an alpaca farm is a long-term commitment. These animals have a lifespan of 20 years, so be prepared to make a commitment to their care and well being.
I'm looking forward to working with you on this exciting venture

(Nods head) hey bud, your neighborhood belly here. As one of the top ranks in the $ Fish Squad $ I am here to gleefully pass you an invitation to our sorority. I think personally you'd be an EXCELLENT candidate and would be a wonderful, lustful addition to our pact. Let me know by Sunday and we can go from there. I'd recommend keeping as much "Refined Carbs and Sucrose" Out of your diet as recently from the text messages from you and the chit chats we have been having I have detected large amounts of gas exiting your system. There is a large buildup of O3 exiting your system and I can only recommend that you lay off those i have listed and ingest omega three fatty acids

Black lung and bloody eyes. My coat waves rapidly in these unnatural winds. Some run for the river, some dig holes, but each man blows on their dice in this sick game of death. This fire promises to reclaim all living things, and despite all my regrets, I admit I have lived. My sweat and tears evaporate into steam and the vacuum of the fire pulls it forth.
“My name Sabinis (Sa-be-neez),” says a soft, angelic voice. I do not question the name of my maker. Take me away from here, Sabinis.
But it is not so. A small, pink critter scuttles past me, a vortex of frosty wind gusting from his snout. I watch, dreamlike. I pay no mind to the mystical circumstances before me; my broken spirit is ready to accept salvation of any form. The fires wane and my brigade disappears into the darkness of night. My lungs slowly come to trust the air again, which is now cool and pure. The men sit in silence, unprepared to discuss their divine intervention.

Sabinis (Sa-be-neez) is not an ordinary aardvark. We met one day when I was lost in the forest. I hadn’t eaten in four days and I was losing my wits. Suddenly, a pink critter emerged from the detritus. He whispered to me. He said "My name Sabinis," and beckoned me to follow. Through the thicket came a warm breeze that blew on my back, and under the supervision of this magical creature, I felt the world smiling upon me. The trees thinned until we entered a fresh coppice. "Get on my head," Sabinis whispered. I hesitated to put my weight on his modest frame. Sabinis turned to look at me with his sage eyes and I was removed of fear. I stood upon his head and felt stability like that of igneous rock planted firmly in the earth. My eyes rose above the brush so to see a cabin in a distant glade. A mile of flat ground removed, surely I could complete the trip alone. I dismounted my new friend and turned to thank him, but Sabinis was not there. Off to help the next weary traveler, I am sure.

The Lion King is a lie. One great big lie. Nothing was slimy yet satisfying. Timon and Pumba are con artists who peddle a fad diet that can not be sustained. No animal who isn’t used to it can eat whole bugs voluntarily AND expect to grow big enough to defeat Scar and take back the Pridelands.
Gosh Awful flavor. Please stop. No more . Don’t make me eat anymore please— I’ll talk! I’ll tell you anything you wanna know just please put the crickets away.

CitadeL is mighty like some kind of defensive structure. There is much sorrow when attacking a site that CitadeL defends. His electric mousepad provides the highest precision, the only weakness is the hamster powered charger. Hamster feed is very expensive when they are given the task of powering the mighty CitadeL. But even when the mousepad is low on charge the energy transfer of friction from his mighty flicks keeps it going long enough to win the round. When Terrorists attack and hear the endless squeaks of the hamster wheels, they know all is lost.

I am an event catering goblin. I walk to campus not to learn, but to munch. I am part of an underground network of catering goblins which triangulates and feasts on unsuspecting departmental events. People ask me how I manage to spend 90% of my gross annual income on rent. I cannot answer, as this would contradict rule #1 of YOINKERS (Young Offenders In Need of a Kitchen and other Essential Rudimentary Supplies), which is to never talk about YOINKERS. People no longer recognize me because of my sallow skin and greasy hair. Sometimes undergrads spot me in the back of the room and invariably think I'm a Smeagol cosplayer. I think they're right.

I dream of becoming a stump. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put moss on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal bark from various trees in the neighborhood and glue them to my skin. Marconi tells me it's impossible for me to be a stump but I know I can be anything I want to be.

+ rep great sell, eggplant was very firm,, will be back !