Recent reviews by Chaos Murloc

worst worms game ever made

Horror game where 4 players are trying not to die while moving a piano.
10/10 would piano again!

game has not been supported for a long long time. i recommend playing this only at your local arcade.

as much as i enjoy playing this game. i cannot recommend this game. unless you have a handful of friends that also play.
the devs seem to dislike the fanbase. atom shop items feel like a scam. game is a slog without the subscription. overall not a good game unless your a huge fanboy.

Helldivers 2 doesn’t waste time getting you into the action. After a gut-busting opening piece of mandatory propaganda (refusal to pay attention is treason) which explains that Super Earth is under attack from the robotic Automatons and the “legally-distinct-but-still-totally-the-bugs-from-Starship-Troopers” Terminids (which are also definitely not Warhammer 40K’s Tyranids!), you’re dropped into Helldiver basic training. Your instructor tells you that he isn’t easily impressed… before letting you know how impressed he is by the fact that you’re not backing down.

After mercilessly gassing you up during one of the funniest tutorials I’ve ever played and telling you how invincible you are – while conveniently avoiding the fact that the average Helldiver has a lifespan of about, oh, I don’t know, 30 seconds – you earn your cape and are given command of your own Super Destroyer space ship (I named mine the Elected Representative of Family Values) and sent to the front lines with your buddies. Once you’re out in the Galactic War, you’re free to head to either the Automaton or Terminid front to bring Liberty and Managed Democracy to their occupied planets. Each world has multiple missions with multiple objectives, which range from destroying Termanid eggs to activating your local, nuclear-armed ICBM. Just a regular, glorious day at the office for your average Helldiver.

so far so good! i really enjoy this game, its fun enough to keep playing over and over again. however that being said multiplayer would be wonderful in a game like this, as well as more community made stuff. but that's neither here nor there.
wonderful single player experience!

"you're out of your noodle if you don't worship Arkvoodle"

7/7 would die again

one of the most interesting games ive ever played!

i loved this game back on the 360! its story was alright. the graphics were good for the time. and the destruction is the absolute best! the weapons you have are either boring shoot, bang, kill. or really fun weapons! how ever, there is a big problem. this game is buggy and glitchy to all hell! when anyone dies (including you) the bodies start to freak out and can actuly hurt or kill you and can even destroy building! killing a small handfull of people indoors and lead to the building being destroyed with nothing but bodies trying to fly into space. and it gets really irritating at times. and the worst part is that this didnt happen in the original. the multiplayer games and fun and have creative game types. and can be tweaked into new unique game modes (somewhat similar to halo 3 custom game modes) and can lead to hours of fun as long as you got some friends to play it with. not very many people play matchmaking anymore. overall. this game is fun, destroying thing is very fun and if you got friends to play with can be well worth the money. but if your lonely like me i woudnt buy it unless youve played the other red faction games. and this game goes on sell every now and again so i would also just wait for it to be discounted.
5/10 - some random guy on the internet