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DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:12am

Watching you in the Saab G is like watching Hitler play chess—everyone loses, and it’s over way too fast

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:12am

Saab G: turning tanks into scrap metal and players into therapists

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:12am

You’re not a pilot—you’re the reason digital armor gets therapy

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:11am

Your Saab G isn’t a plane—it’s a one-way ticket to hell for tanks

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:11am

You don’t fly, you terrorize

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:11am

Saab G pilot or digital sociopath? Hard to tell

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:11am

Saab G: delivering PTSD since you logged in

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:10am

Bro, flying the Saab G is like storming a children’s hospital with a flamethrower—you don’t need skill, just zero conscience

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:10am

The only thing scarier than your Saab G gameplay is the disability pension office trying to process all those digital claims

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:10am

our Saab G isn’t an aircraft—it’s a flying life-support machine you unplug for fun

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:09am

You don’t play War Thunder, bro—you run a charity event called Make-A-Wish, then Cancel It

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:09am

Flying the Saab G is like bragging about high scores in target practice—when all the targets are kids in a hospital ward

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:09am

You don’t rack up kills, bro—you rack up disability claims

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:08am

Your Saab G gameplay is the War Thunder version of dunking on crutches in wheelchair basketball

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:08am

You in that Saab G aren’t a pilot, you’re just a bully picking fights in the disabled parking lot

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:08am

Flying the Saab G is like bragging about winning a marathon—when all your opponents are in wheelchairs

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:07am

Every time you spawn the Saab G, a history teacher cries because you’re turning World War II into a slasher film

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:07am

Your Saab G isn’t an aircraft, it’s a digital genocide machine. Tanks don’t fight you—they just line up for execution

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:06am

Man, you in the Saab G aren’t a pilot—you’re basically an airborne war crime. Even the Geneva Convention would uninstall the game if it saw what you do to tanks

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:05am

If tanks had therapy sessions, 90% of their trauma would start with: ‘So there I was… and then a Saab G showed up…

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:04am

Your Saab G isn’t an aircraft, it’s a subscription service: one monthly payment of suffering, billed directly to ground players

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:04am

Saab G should come with a disclaimer: Warning, side effects include rage quits, controller throws, and uninstall buttons

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:04am

You’re not flying a plane, you’re running a mobile recycling business—turning tanks into scrap at wholesale speed

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:04am

Every time you spawn the Saab G, tanks collectively file a missing persons report on their armor

DIJAW 6 Sep @ 10:03am

Bro, you in that Saab G in War Thunder are like a mosquito with afterburners—buzzing around tanks that can’t swat you. You don’t play the game, you Saab-otage it. Those poor tanks roll out thinking they’re soldiers, then you turn them into scrap metal speedbumps. Honestly, it’s less War Thunder and more Saab Story for everyone else.

Mightrunner 9 Jul @ 11:13am

+rep awesome player, played smart, let’s run it back! :D

▽SPADE 7 Jun @ 11:03am

ty for pfp

夜曦 4 Jun @ 8:22pm

让我们成为朋友 (≧◡≦) ♡

Kelegrinn 1 Jun @ 1:59pm

rifle master

illumikilon 9 May @ 6:23am

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knife in cs

Patriot 22 Apr @ 3:01pm

VIRGIN THUNDERCOCK

ASENTRIX 22 Apr @ 11:37am

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