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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 1:24pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 1:32pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 1:37pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 4:46am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 1:54pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 11:42am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 1:47pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 4:26am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 5:22am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 2:31am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 3:17am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 7:01am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 4:43pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 4:54am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 4:51am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 12:40pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 12:23pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 5:47am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 3:02am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 11:22am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 5:13am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 12:13pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 12:08pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 12:38pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 7:43am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 3:56am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 12:25pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 1:51am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 9:16am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 10:20am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 8:04am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 2:00am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 3:15pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 9:25am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 4:57am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 5:40am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 1:08pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 11:33am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 8:25am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 11:47am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 11:50am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 2:33am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 1:45pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 12:50pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 12:08pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 1:07pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 1:10pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 3:57am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 1:50pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 5:00am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 11:40am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 11:56am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 6:43am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 12:09pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 1:44pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2017 @ 12:18pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2017 @ 11:56am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 1:51am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 4:45pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 1:20pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 3:33pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 9:27am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 11:29am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 5:24am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2016 @ 11:16am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 10:48am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 7:42am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 5:30am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 2:28am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 9:26am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2016 @ 12:28pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2016 @ 11:43am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 2:53pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2016 @ 11:11am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 2:20pm



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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