Captain Redbeard
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Blade 12 Oct, 2016 @ 6:31am 
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Xyaint 23 Jul, 2016 @ 7:05am 
+rep I remember that warm night, I sucked you so hard you couldn't walk for 3 days straight
Xyaint 17 Jul, 2016 @ 1:46am 
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.


Sorry I'm late.


He's a lawyer too?


I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.


Have a great afternoon!


Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can't get them anywhere.


No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.


You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who's next?


All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.


Thank you, Barry!


That bee is living my life!


Let it go, Kenny.


- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.


- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.


Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.


You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.


- Thinking bee!
- Me?


Hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.


I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?


I'm not making a major life decision
during a production number!


All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.
Blade 12 Jul, 2016 @ 3:56am 
hi, as you're probably aware, a new app came about called "PokEman go" and my thirteen year old son was instantly attached to it. however, I've been rather concerned of my son's saftey when I noticed he had a pokeman named "Jiggly poof" which appears to be a pink satan creature that promotes lgbt and gays. As a concerned christian mother, I am worried about about my son's saftey being exposed satan's ♥♥♥♥ game and I'm in desperate need of advice from a fellow Christian brethren. thank you, god bless.
Blade 6 Jun, 2016 @ 12:56pm 
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Xyaint 18 May, 2016 @ 1:34pm 
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