And if you think that was bad, the punishment from the parents was even worse! I was grounded for a whole month! And back then grounding meant something; you were chained naked by your ankle to a post in the backyard. No TV, no phones, no video games! Just tethered to a post outside, rain or shine, hot or cold. Sometimes mom would come out to feed you table scraps if you were lucky, and sometimes she’d just spray you with a garden hose screaming at you in her native language until suddenly she collapsed to her knees to sob in the driveway. Sometimes dad would invite his bowling buddies over to throw Shuriken stars at me and burn my back with their cigars. Sometimes my dad would choke me until one of us orgasmed. The damage to my trachea was irreversible. Boy, I sure thought it was strict back then but as an adult I realize he was just building my character! I’m a better person from it today.

I remember once in the fourth grade I copied off of Susie Jerkins’ homework for almost a whole gosh darn semester— I really thought I got away with it, until report card time. But I didn’t get a ‘C’, I got a ‘C me after class’ from my sadist catholic nun teacher, who had the hairy forearms of the Brawny Paper towel spokesman and the face of an old apple. That was the year I learned what pegging was— it was also the year I learned to do my own homework. Coincidence?

inally someone who GETS it. Kids today got it so easy, yet all they do is complain! We didn’t have IPHONES or even the INTERNET growing up and somehow we made it. And we live in a world where parents don’t discipline their kids and teachers aren’t allowed to either!

When I went to school, you didn’t dare mouth off to the teacher or guess what? Slap across the knuckles with a ruler. Passing notes in class? You got a spanking! Got caught smoking a cigarette in the bathroom? Mandatory ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture in front of your parents! Oh, and if you thought the punishment was over at school, the was only the beginning cause you still had to face the wrath of mom and dad!

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