"Your butt is mine."
-- Michael Jackson, Bad
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Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a
crack in your sidewalk?
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The three laws of thermodynamics:
(1) You can't get anything without working for it.
(2) The most you can accomplish by working is to break even.
(3) You can only break even at absolute zero.
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Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest.
You never know what you're gonna get"

Forrest Gump
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Mulder: (to Scully in hallway) I just don't want you to think
you have to hide anything from me.

"The X-Files: Irresistible"
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I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
-- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton"
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The problem with most conspiracy theories is that they seem to believe that
for a group of people to behave in a way detrimental to the common good
requires intent.
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-rep he is smurf and caring so he frend

-rep sucker play on mg wih friends from s1 nooobs cry more

My crazy russian friend with nice buttt!

+rep neat trader