Recent reviews by C7RL_ALt

Ages past, when 360 meant Gold Standard or vitriolic rage, where gaming was set, but boundaries were pushed.
There was a company, known for pumping out cheap games at an astounding speed. Most of these games were garbage, could even be called shovelware.

Every once in a while, though, a gem would poke it's way through all that ♥♥♥♥ and you'd find yourself in front of One Finger Death Punch.
The golden egg laid by an overworked goose.

Fast, fun, engaging, and easy to pick up and put back down. This is the best game Silver Dollar ever made, imo, and well worth your time, IF you like simple but addictive experiences.

Enemies come at you from either side, press the right or left button to attack. It's simple, but going for Perfect Plat will take time, effort, and practice.

...maybe I just don't like Build Games? Idk, I thought BLOOD was cool but this is REALLY boring dude. IDK, there's way better shooters. I'd rather be playing Serious Sam, F.E.A.R, OG DOOM, pretty much any shooter that isn't this one.

I think it's great a lot of people like this game, as there's a lot, and I mean A LOT of detail in it's environments, but graphics have NEVER been the ruler of what makes a game fun to play.

For those looking for a shooter experience, unfortunately this is not the one. However, it is a fantastic game!

So I'm sitting here, Grinding.
And I'm realizing I'm having a great ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. The grind is the fun part of the game, going through the dungeon, slaying monsters and dodging and maneuvering, checking corners and using my build.
And I realize I've been at this a while, and dammit, it shows! I have GOOD guns, I have nice gear that compliments my build, and I've been having a blast customizing my weapons. They feel like they're mine, and i feel like I had a lot of options and freedom and just the right amount of RNG.

Neither a rougelight, nor a deckbuilder. Thank God.

However, the title is, I promise, 100% accurate to the experience.

It's good!

mining. Click rock. Watch rock.

Get in a fight, have a moment of fun. Return to mining.

Looked up guides and help and it's all mining. if you want a wasteland mining game this is your jam, if you wanted active gameplay and exploration with things to see and do...well I hope you like mining.

Extremely fun and engaging looters shooter with a sick vibe, rad music, and amazing wave shooting. I can get lost browsing the sheer number of rng items I accrue, and I'm always learning new builds and ways to play! Ignore that it's early access, this game has polish and depth a lot of finished games can lack.

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The most accurate retelling of school I've ever seen. The whole system does not exist to support you, and in fact it looks like the odds are stacked heavily against you. While you as a player are distracted by the raw chaos; teachers and your stats will constantly reprimand you for neglecting school duties, uncaring about the mobs, the fact that you have <30 seconds to get to each class, and just how pointless and vapid everything is.