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Recensione di CS:GO
Words cannot describe this incredible game. I've played masterpieces such as Skyrim, which won GOTY when it came out, but this game made me realize that awards are a social construct, and the only thing that determines a truly good game is the quality of the content within. The content of this game is of such a high quality, that when I loaded in and witnessed the beautiful dreamscape constructed for me, and stood there drinking it all in, I nearly cried. The moment I unslung my AK-47 and shot and killed my first enemy, I felt an adrenaline surge unlike anything ever before. The emotions I experienced in that moment were so powerful, I immediately ejaculated all over my keyboard out of pure passion. I couldn't- no, I WOULDN'T stop playing this game. Not after becoming so attached to it. And so, I trudged on, shooting enemies, learning languages that I actually did not know they exist, and joining the ISIS. And after playing the game for 600 hours , I experienced such amazement at the innovation, I got on my knees and began to sob mercifully. And when my vision started to fade, I thought it was over. I thought the immaculately created work of art I had just played was over so soon, and I was so depressed in that moment that I was ready to kill myself, but luckly all of these great & polite russians that were included by the game told me not do to. So if ever you should feel bad just go and talk with some russian psychologist, he will definitly help you.

I wasted no time, and immediately got to work on this review. I need to tell the world about this masterpiece. I need to tell the world about this incredible game, and how it changed my life. It is on these grounds that will rate the game a 99999/10.
Pubblicata in data 25 settembre 2019. Ultima modifica in data 21 luglio 2020.
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