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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:18am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:42am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:42am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:42am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:42am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:22am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:34am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:34am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:34am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:34am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:49am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:04am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:23am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:02am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:02am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:02am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 5:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 5:11pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:04am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:13am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:27am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:50am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:10am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:51pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:02am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:44pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:25pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:22am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 7:26pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:09am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:33am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 12:39pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:49am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:44pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 8:02am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 9:16pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 2:01pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 3:14pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:00pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:24pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:54pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:56pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:41am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:05pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:57pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:57pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:13pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:51pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:58pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:22am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:13pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 2:01pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 2:01pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:16am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:14am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:05am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:01pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 6:09pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:50am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:12pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:07am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:03pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:18pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 8:44pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 2:45pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:48am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 9:52am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 9:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:14pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 9:53am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:33am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:02am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:27pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:58pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:02pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:07am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:18pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:09pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:10am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:10am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:10am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:17pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 8:30pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 8:30pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 11:25am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:00am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:00am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:04pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 8:43am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 8:27am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 7:58am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:13pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 9:26pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:09pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:02pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 8:58am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:12am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:46pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:43pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:43pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 2:38pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:07pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:27pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:00am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:00am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 8:25am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:56pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:58pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:17pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 1:38pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:06pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 11:23am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:13pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:45am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 8:25am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 8:25am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 8:27am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 8:27am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 7:41pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:27pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:13pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:40pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 8:27am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:55pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 8:27am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 8:45am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 7:13pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:12pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:34am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:13pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 9:14pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:45am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:46am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:46am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:46am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:47am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:47am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:47am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:45am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:45am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:47am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 7:58pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:32pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:47pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:49pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 7:47pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 12:21pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 11:34am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:20pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:22pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 7:47pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 11:23am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:26pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:03pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:13pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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