Step one - Buy AK-47 if not haz enough moneyz buy p250
Step two - DO NOT CAMP SPAWN GO OUT THERE AND FIGHT
Step three - Aim for head
Step four - Pow your enemy is dead
Step five - Admire your kill
Step six - Get sniped while doing step five

Good morning USA
I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day
The sun in the sky has a smile on his face
And he's shining a salute to the American race
Oh, boy, it's swell to say
Good morning USA!
(Good morning USA!)
Good morning USA
I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day
The sun in the sky has a smile on his face
And he's shining a salute to the American race
Oh, boy, it's swell to say
Good morning USA!
(Good morning USA!)

ENG : Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same!
-rep good inventory!
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I am making a bomb! oh no i made a bomb

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

burgerb happy to see burger a babwa

can you believe it? Christmas is just a week away!!!

OMG QUEEEEN YAAAAS, don’t trust this ROBBER he’s not “borrowing” ANYTHING. One of the nice ones you could say. I have had a solid nights sleep in 10 days. i saw a picture of him with bigfoot and the loc ness i think theyre up to something big. i recommend against associating with this person he mugged me in dark alleyway at night.

can you believe it? Christmas is just a week away!!!

giles corey the vet

n1 alert

n2 im scared

n3

n4

burgerb more like burger pee

+rep was the HLTV IGL of the year in 2017

samuel parris the veteran

n1 no alert

n2 im scared

OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute and I really wanted to tell you that:) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

Great job😊 JOHN,💕
Would you like to sub each other??? I Subscribed, liked and turn on the bell for you🔔💖
I Hope u do the same pls🙏💕

Hi there, I was really hoping that we could postpone the raid. I really want to see the aliens but I have to take my cat to the vet on September 20. I just really hope the government isn't forced to spend increasing amounts of money on defense while we keep postponing. Maybe postponing will give us more time to plan our alien parties! Postponing could even give more time for more people to sign up, while we take our time to figure out a day that better works for everyone, but lets keep up the planning please!

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I hate to break it to you, but Garfield's love for lasagna was actually a classic case of CULTURAL APPROPRIATION. Repeat after me: Garfield. was. not. Italian. Also, why does he care if it's monday or not? He doesn't even have a job! Our welfare System is completely broken.

grop playr of weak or ill eat me leg

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If YOU had a choice between ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waluigi or using wario as a chair what would you choose?

Our father, who AWPS in heaven
CS be thy game
Uncase begun, them skins be won,
Covert - and not a mil-spec
give us this day a StatTrak Knife
and forgive us when we rage quit,
as we forgive those who aimbot against us,
and lead us not into scamnation
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gaben.

Guys help. I think my boyfriend might be gay.
He owns like 7 different “YesHomo” tshirts, prettymuch flirts with all his guy friends, and has the stereotypical “gay” accent. Should I be concerned? (btw I am 17yo male)

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Attention all Tetris 99 gamers: Purple T block is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tetris Towers, but to do this he needs a golden combo and a couple of gameboys. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so Purple T Block can secure the high score and achieve the epic Puzzle Royal!

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00:10 It's Rewind time.

00:12 If I controlled Rewind I would want

00:16 Fortnite and Mark Ass Brownlee.

00:24 Is this what you wanted?

00:25 You know who I would have asked for?

00:27 Quit horsing around.

00:30 Play me some of that jumping music.

00:32 Did you say jumping music?

00:34 Jumping music?

00:39 Everybody! Off!

00:48 Not even a thank you?!

00:57 Is that Marques?

00:59 I want Liza!

01:04 Yeaaaaaahhhh!!!!

00:09 Aaaah

00:10 It's Rewind time.

00:12 If I controlled Rewind I would want

00:16 Fortnite and Marques Brownlee.

00:24 Is this what you wanted?

00:25 You know who I would have asked for?

00:27 Quit horsing around.

00:30 Play me some of that jumping music.

00:32 Did you say jumping music?

00:34 Jumping music?

00:39 Everybody! Off!

00:48 Not even a thank you?!

00:57 Is that Marques?

00:59 I want Liza!

01:04 Yeaaaaaahhhh!!!!

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let's talk
do you guys think that harambe died or just dissapeared into the bush? (leave your answers in the comments below my favorites will be in the next episode of yiay)

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do you ever just Ride the waffle wave?

Hi! Few things to start off with
=] 1. Yes, I added you because
you're a male gamer, 'tis an
awesome thing to see! 2. I'm
John. 3. Don't be intimidated
but I'm a stereotypical guy.
If anything, I'll be the one in
the man cave =D.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the profile of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

So basically I was on my phone watching another tutorial on YouTube on how to clean your thingy for gay sex when my wife suddenly burst into the bathroom. By instinct I pressed the lock screen button but recently I had bought YouTube Premium so the video kept playing in the background at full volume, much to my horror and despair. I tried unlocking my phone to close the app but my fingers were too moist from my cleaning operation and so I sat there while the man in the video started moaning, my wife finally figuring out that I was gay. We divorced the next day.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute and I really wanted to tell you that:) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

still feels like 889 BC