Recent reviews by Jester

Diluvian Ultra is a fast paced first person murder simulator where you play as an awoken alien prince and punish interlopers.

Lots of unique weapons and abilities that change up the gameplay. Beautiful visuals, highly worth buying for the art style alone, you wont find anything out there that has this kind of style for everything, from guns to enemies to large worlds, hand crafted.

If you want a one-of-a-kind shooter and are tired of the same old thing on repeat, I highly suggest giving Diluvian Ultra a try.

No clowns so -2 points

but its a solid game so far. Would suggest picking up.

Despite the lack of clowns.

Its a space game. Without clowns? Smh my head.

I'm too stupid to figure out the library stuff and it makes me sad :C

deleted armor scroll because was hoping to destroy cursed cape
deleted artifact helmet
rage quit
7/10

One of the biggest scams on Steam. Very predatory behavior from the developers.

The game cost 32 dollars and then has "FREE" DLC (that you have to farm dozens and dozens of hours to unlock ONE of).

Each DLC can be bought straight out for 10 dollars.

There are 11 paid for DLCs.

That 110 dollars. For what?

You get /nothing/ if you dont buy and then grind the DLCs.

Fun game but many many many bad quirks.

3/5 of the characters are complete ass and also its WAY too grindy for what it is. You will be grinding for resources to build your town, grinding for specific items to upgrade other items, grinding for villager quests, doing inane horrible boring and annoying quests on the side to unlock the things you WANT to unlock.

The achivement unlocks tell the whole story. The rarest achievement in the game isnt even 100%ing the campaign, its simply playing one time as tote in a quick match, that even means beating it on the easiest possible difficulty. Thats how bad of a ♥♥♥♥ tier character Tote is.

Tote is a pile of garbage. Every single one of her cards is trash. The best way of winning is to take the loadout from the entrance guy and then never one time upgrade a single item, just rush straight to the boss. Actually hate this piece of crap character and whoever added her to the game should probably think long and hard about game play decisions before making another one.

Poochette is boring.

Robutt is fun but overly-complicated for the short length of a run.

The bird and the mouse are the only two fun or enjoyable characters.

A solid 3.5/10 rating.

Would bump it up to a 4 rating if it had a lizard man character as a barbarian or something but nope, just some dumb frog.

Eh. I want to like it but its just trying to be too many things at once.

Its not as fun now as it was when it came out.

Was hoping this had twitch integration, it could take off if people were streaming it. Its whatever, dont see who would play this solo other than for 5 minutes.

The more I play the more I realize how lazy and disgusting the writing is as well as several mechanics that should have been implemented but never were.

There is so much sex in this game. So many penises. Its deviant and disgusting. Even turning it off, thats what the other characters are constantly on about. "Hey we have worms wriggling in our heads and we're going to die if we dont do something quick....! Oh I know, lets have SEX"

You cannot make your own party without some jank work-around involving opening several copies of the same game. They even have "hirelings" which I thought was going to let me do what I wanted to do. Nope! Even though they're pointless characters that dont interact with you, you are not allowed to make your own, forcing you to play with even more of Larions lame lackeys.

The character writing for all the characters beyond The Dark Urge are extremely bad. They're generic, cliched and just kind of thrown in your face.

This is a Baldur's Gate game for a modern audience of zoomers who need to have funny sex jokes and "That just happened" moments when the character looks at the screen and a laugh track plays because the BBEG just sat an a dildo hidden in the sofa.

Its not a terrible game but it for sure is no BG2 or even Neverwinter Nights.

Nice relaxing game of Caves of Qud