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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2017 @ 2:58pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 5:57pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 15 May, 2018 @ 6:19am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 5:50pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2017 @ 7:58am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2017 @ 6:43am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 5:45am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 5:25pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2018 @ 6:58am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 8:41am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 1:14pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2017 @ 6:32am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 2:03pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 6:34am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2018 @ 5:35am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2017 @ 5:57pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 7:11am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 9:20am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2017 @ 1:57pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2017 @ 8:06am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2017 @ 7:07pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2017 @ 12:51pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 5:21pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 8:08am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2017 @ 1:26pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2017 @ 1:10pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2019 @ 8:13am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 19 May, 2018 @ 9:07am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 1:05pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2017 @ 11:47am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2019 @ 6:21am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 7:10am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2020 @ 12:00pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 7:39am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 1:57pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 2:38pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 7:46am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2019 @ 4:09pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2020 @ 6:39pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2021 @ 10:34am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:38pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!