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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
ปลดล็อก 3 ก.พ. 2019 @ 8: 31am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
ปลดล็อก 12 พ.ย. 2016 @ 11: 01am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
ปลดล็อก 4 ส.ค. 2017 @ 3: 37am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
ปลดล็อก 4 ก.พ. 2019 @ 7: 42pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
ปลดล็อก 31 ม.ค. 2019 @ 6: 39am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
ปลดล็อก 5 ก.พ. 2019 @ 12: 32am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
ปลดล็อก 3 ก.พ. 2019 @ 8: 46am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
ปลดล็อก 4 ก.พ. 2019 @ 11: 30pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
ปลดล็อก 5 ก.พ. 2019 @ 12: 56am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 3: 52am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
ปลดล็อก 16 พ.ค. 2019 @ 3: 12am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
ปลดล็อก 22 พ.ค. 2019 @ 10: 43am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
ปลดล็อก 24 พ.ค. 2020 @ 3: 03am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
ปลดล็อก 4 ก.พ. 2019 @ 11: 49pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
ปลดล็อก 3 ก.พ. 2019 @ 9: 02am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 12: 25am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
ปลดล็อก 23 พ.ค. 2020 @ 11: 30am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
ปลดล็อก 5 ก.พ. 2019 @ 12: 46am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
ปลดล็อก 4 มิ.ย. 2020 @ 9: 00am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 1: 34am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
ปลดล็อก 5 ก.พ. 2019 @ 12: 46am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
ปลดล็อก 6 มิ.ย. 2020 @ 4: 07am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
ปลดล็อก 4 ก.พ. 2019 @ 7: 40pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
ปลดล็อก 16 พ.ค. 2019 @ 3: 29am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
ปลดล็อก 16 พ.ค. 2019 @ 2: 57am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
ปลดล็อก 10 ธ.ค. 2016 @ 2: 11pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
ปลดล็อก 4 ส.ค. 2017 @ 3: 43am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 12: 28am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
ปลดล็อก 5 ก.พ. 2019 @ 11: 36pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
ปลดล็อก 22 พ.ค. 2019 @ 10: 55am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 1: 47am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 4: 15am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
ปลดล็อก 22 พ.ค. 2019 @ 10: 45am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
ปลดล็อก 25 ก.พ. 2021 @ 4: 53am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
ปลดล็อก 25 ก.พ. 2021 @ 4: 53am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
ปลดล็อก 21 ก.พ. 2024 @ 6: 43am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
ปลดล็อก 25 ก.พ. 2021 @ 5: 44am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
ปลดล็อก 31 ม.ค. 2019 @ 6: 46am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
ปลดล็อก 31 ม.ค. 2019 @ 6: 54am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 12: 46am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
ปลดล็อก 31 ม.ค. 2019 @ 6: 45am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
ปลดล็อก 16 ก.พ. 2024 @ 12: 36pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
ปลดล็อก 16 พ.ค. 2019 @ 3: 52am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
ปลดล็อก 25 ก.พ. 2021 @ 4: 19am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
ปลดล็อก 11 ก.พ. 2024 @ 10: 13am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 3: 54am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
ปลดล็อก 3 ก.พ. 2019 @ 8: 57am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
ปลดล็อก 25 พ.ค. 2020 @ 12: 48pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 12: 24am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
ปลดล็อก 12 พ.ย. 2016 @ 11: 01am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
ปลดล็อก 3 ก.พ. 2019 @ 9: 00am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 1: 47am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
ปลดล็อก 25 พ.ค. 2020 @ 12: 47pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
ปลดล็อก 5 ก.พ. 2019 @ 12: 33am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
ปลดล็อก 25 พ.ค. 2020 @ 12: 52pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
ปลดล็อก 4 มิ.ย. 2020 @ 8: 09am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
ปลดล็อก 5 ก.พ. 2019 @ 12: 11am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 12: 19am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
ปลดล็อก 3 ก.พ. 2019 @ 8: 53am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
ปลดล็อก 25 พ.ค. 2020 @ 12: 46pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
ปลดล็อก 21 ก.พ. 2024 @ 6: 32am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 4: 13am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 3: 55am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 3: 44am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
ปลดล็อก 8 ก.ค. 2020 @ 10: 07am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
ปลดล็อก 20 ก.พ. 2024 @ 3: 05am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
ปลดล็อก 24 พ.ค. 2020 @ 3: 06am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
ปลดล็อก 25 ก.พ. 2021 @ 9: 51am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
ปลดล็อก 25 ก.พ. 2021 @ 11: 27am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
ปลดล็อก 27 ก.พ. 2021 @ 5: 09am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
ปลดล็อก 8 มี.ค. 2021 @ 1: 09pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
ปลดล็อก 13 มี.ค. 2021 @ 6: 05am

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
ปลดล็อก 13 ก.พ. 2024 @ 11: 44am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
ปลดล็อก 12 ก.พ. 2024 @ 6: 21am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
ปลดล็อก 7 ม.ค. @ 4: 34am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
ปลดล็อก 25 ก.พ. 2021 @ 10: 09am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
ปลดล็อก 7 ม.ค. @ 8: 57am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
ปลดล็อก 25 ก.พ. 2021 @ 11: 55am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
ปลดล็อก 13 ก.พ. 2024 @ 4: 25am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
ปลดล็อก 12 ก.พ. 2024 @ 12: 31pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
ปลดล็อก 12 ก.พ. 2024 @ 7: 28am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
ปลดล็อก 4 มี.ค. 2021 @ 10: 24am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
ปลดล็อก 12 ก.พ. 2024 @ 11: 51am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
ปลดล็อก 6 ก.พ. 2019 @ 12: 24am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
ปลดล็อก 4 ก.พ. 2019 @ 8: 15pm



Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
4,844 / 5,000