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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 12.16

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 12.52

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 12.17

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 12.29

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 12.44

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 23.10.2019 klo 13.40

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 13.25

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 6.23

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 8.55

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 7.49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 9.39

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 14.53

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 23.10.2019 klo 13.30

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 8.9.2020 klo 9.06

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 18.10.2019 klo 8.08

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 17.10.2019 klo 8.36

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 6.13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 14.06

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 8.20

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 8.49

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 18.10.2019 klo 6.01

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 13.40

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 8.29

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 18.10.2019 klo 9.42

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 13.41

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 17.10.2019 klo 5.01

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 17.10.2019 klo 8.00

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 7.54

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 7.33

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 7.21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 15.01

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 23.10.2019 klo 13.33

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 18.10.2019 klo 6.52

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 12.17

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 7.41

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 12.17

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 7.51

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 14.07

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 7.50

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 12.55

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 7.50

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 12.27

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 13.30

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 18.10.2019 klo 5.13

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 10.08

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 13.10

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 12.28

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 17.10.2019 klo 6.29

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 8.32

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 6.11

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 6.22

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 18.12.2013 klo 13.46

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 17.10.2019 klo 6.33

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 17.10.2019 klo 6.16

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 8.26

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 17.10.2019 klo 7.01

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 17.10.2019 klo 6.39

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 18.10.2019 klo 5.21

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 9.15

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 18.10.2019 klo 6.23

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 23.10.2019 klo 13.33

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 24.10.2019 klo 13.16

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 25.10.2019 klo 7.44

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 28.10.2019 klo 14.27

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 9.11.2019 klo 13.42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 8.9.2020 klo 9.53

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 24.10.2019 klo 12.53

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 24.10.2019 klo 15.09

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 24.10.2019 klo 14.43

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 25.10.2019 klo 8.12

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 28.10.2019 klo 9.33

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 28.10.2019 klo 14.25

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 25.10.2019 klo 8.27

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 25.10.2019 klo 8.39

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 24.10.2019 klo 12.42

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 28.10.2019 klo 9.21

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 18.10.2019 klo 7.41

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 17.10.2019 klo 8.49



Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
0 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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