Recent reviews by •Krankshaft•

Our Honor is Our life.
Our Duty is Our Fate.
Our Fear is to Fail.
Our Salvation is Our Reward.
Our Craft is Death.
Our Pledge is Eternal Service.

Make haste and serve the Emperor. There is nothing more to say but the Xenos still spread and breathe; so lest ye be judged a heretic, pick up your bolter and chainsword and purge them.

Goin' cowabunga on zeds with buds, what could be better?

As a dedicated South Park fan, I can truly say this is the game any South Park fan has been waiting for. It pays the perfect amount of tribute to classic and new episodes alike while creating an experience and story that is unique, much like any other thing Trey and Matt have produced. The gameplay is indeed simple, a classic turn-based RPG, but still incredibly fun. Everything from your equipment to your abilities and enemies are truly fantastically designed to fit right into the South Park universe, and there are a lot of hilarious enemies and boss battles that all seem to keep the game different as you continue to play through it. While I haven't beaten the game just yet, I have heard it is a bit on the short side, but with the great mix of fun gameplay, hilarious comedy, amazing story-telling by Matt and Trey(as usual), I think it's well worth the price tag. Plus the town of South Park is chock full of fun places to explore with even the "junk" items you find lying around being little easter eggs for both longtime and newer fans of the show. I totally recommend this game for any fans of the show, or even anyone who is just curious what it's all about, as it is a perfect snapshot of the genious comedic minds of Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

This game is my favorite f2p game. Feels extremely balanced and while there is the option to pay for different planes or upgrade to premium, there are still more than plenty of options and planes for those who don't want to pay. Besides WoT, this is possibly the only free to play game the doesn't feel like it's 'freemium' or 'pay to win.' I would totally recommend this game, as they also plan to add naval and ground combat and it is definitely a great game with only aerial combat at this time.

I'm not normally an RTS fan, but this is no normal RTS. If you enjoy slow-er(not extremely slow, but not Starcraft), tactical strategy that requires quick adaptation to the current situation on the battlefield, then CoH 2 is right up your alley. Prepare to be challenged and totally engrossed by the complexity and depth of this game. Also one of the most customizable RTS games I've ever played. R.I.P. THQ, and thank you for bringing Company of Heroes to life.

Truely the epitome of addiction. If you have a lot of time to kill, or any time at all, play this game. Not recommended to be played before you have to go to school, work, etc. though, because the 'one more turn' philosophy is all too real, and soon turns into the four hours later philosophy.

If you want to hate your friends, play this game.